Post throwdown for WARJLords!

[Liz]

Getting so so cold here.

 

[Jaded]

I looked at the 3alty thread, they are hanging with us.

We need to step it up then, can't have them scrubs beating us.

 

[Liz]

I also can't have food touching

more random liz facts

come on, anyone have some weird stuff they want to share...maybe not THAT weird.

 

[Cara]

SO MANY HITS. I CAN'T KEEP UP.

 

[Jaded]

wow I have like no turk-motivation today. like at all.

Random Jaded Fact (copying Liz): I won't eat food with pepper in it. Because the pepper looks like dirt and bugs. I also won't eat food with weird textures.

 

[Lepi]

ALRIGHT SO every other week I go to my local comic shop and hang around with a bunch of other dorks. The shop owner is the coolest guy ever, and he lets us bring food and drinks and booze, so long as we clean up after ourselves. So I've started a tradition of bringing the weirdest sodas I can find and letting everyone try them out.

Last week I brought

-Rowdy Roddy Piper "Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum"
-Moxie
-Oh Snap! Red Cream Soda
-Something called "Gamer" which was cherry flavored
-Pineapple, Coconut, and Nutmeg fizzy water

And the piece of resistance was a bottle of Sweet Corn Soda.

Sweet Corn Soda is now officially the weirdest thing I've ever tasted.

But 2 weeks from now, I've got to get another 6 pack, and I'm trying to decide if I'm brave enough to buy BEEF TERIYAKI SODA.

 

[Jaded]

not what I meant to post

 

[Lepi]

Also there is currently a bottle of Candied Bacon Cream Soda in my pantry.

 

[Jaded]

Also there is currently a bottle of Candied Bacon Cream Soda in my pantry.

That sounds disgusting.

 

[Liz]

wow I have like no turk-motivation today. like at all.

Random Jaded Fact (copying Liz): I won't eat food with pepper in it. Because the pepper looks like dirt and bugs. I also won't eat food with weird textures.

So what if you can't see the pepper?

I also have a texture issue BIG time. If you don't have to chew it, I can't eat it. Ice cream has to have something in it so I can't just swallow it.

 

[Lepi]

That sounds disgusting.

It's...weird.

It does NOT taste like bacon. It kind of tastes like if someone took regular cream soda and added mesquite flavoring. Like liquid smoke.

It wasn't AWFUL, but when you say something tastes like bacon, there are expectations.

 

[Liz]

I have a meeting in 4 minutes but I should be back in an hour or so

 

[Lepi]

AHH LITERALLY ANYTHING.

 

[Jaded]

So what if you can't see the pepper?

I also have a texture issue BIG time. If you don't have to chew it, I can't eat it. Ice cream has to have something in it so I can't just swallow it.

If I can't see it it's fine, I actually like the taste of pepper.

If I ever find something crunchy in food that isn't supposed to be, I can't eat it. Like i Really like the taste of these Conecuh sausages around here. But they have little balls in them that I guess are some kind of spice or something but I gag when I try and eat it (because fiances family doesn't understand my texture issues so I try and eat it to make them happy.)

Can't eat certain hamburger types either.

 

[Lepi]

If I can't see it it's fine, I actually like the taste of pepper.

If I ever find something crunchy in food that isn't supposed to be, I can't eat it. Like i Really like the taste of these Conecuh sausages around here. But they have little balls in them that I guess are some kind of spice or something but I gag when I try and eat it (because fiances family doesn't understand my texture issues so I try and eat it to make them happy.)

Can't eat certain hamburger types either.

My mom calls me a food snob, but when people put things like jarred Italian seasoning blends, or worse, ground cinnamon in stuff... it just becomes inedible to me. Because the spices taste weird and stale, and with the cinnamon, it's like my food is dusty.

I like the flavor of cinnamon, but if you use that stale powdered crap, you might as well be topping my coffee with grandma's ashes.

 

[Jaded]

My mom calls me a food snob, but when people put things like jarred Italian seasoning blends, or worse, ground cinnamon in stuff... it just becomes inedible to me. Because the spices taste weird and stale, and with the cinnamon, it's like my food is dusty.

I like the flavor of cinnamon, but if you use that stale powdered crap, you might as well be topping my coffee with grandma's ashes.

I hate fake cinnamon so much >.<

 

[Lepi]

I hate fake cinnamon so much >.<

Hahaha... I piss a lot of people off by pointing out that it's not even cinnamon, it's CASSIA.

 

[Jaded]

Hahaha... I piss a lot of people off by pointing out that it's not even cinnamon, it's CASSIA.

well TIL

 

[Lepi]

well TIL

I'm a veritable fountain of unwanted food knowledge.

I used to know all of the acceptable parts-per-ounce for things like bug legs in peanut butter.

 

[Jaded]

I'm a veritable fountain of unwanted food knowledge.

I used to know all of the acceptable parts-per-ounce for things like bug legs in peanut butter.

:O I used to know that too. Also something about the amount of maggots per canned mushroom or something.