Post throwdown for WARJLords!

[Cara]

I'm a veritable fountain of unwanted food knowledge.

I used to know all of the acceptable parts-per-ounce for things like bug legs in peanut butter.

oh god, i remember when that website was making its rounds. super gross. but hey, we havent died from it
here's the wiki, i refuse to go to the website.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Food_Defect_Action_Levels

 

[Lepi]

Yes.

And you know what, the answer is 0. There is no acceptable amount of maggots in anything. Maggots are freaking disgusting.

 

[Jaded]

Another Jaded fact:

I love marshmallows because of the texture. Not necessarily the taste. The texture makes my mouth happy.

 

[Liz]

I pretty much just like everything bad for me and its snowing!!! Ahhh

 

[Jaded]

I almost stabbed myself in the eye with a headband because my glasses weren't there to protect my eyes.

 

[Lepi]

Another Jaded fact:

I love marshmallows because of the texture. Not necessarily the taste. The texture makes my mouth happy.

I have some foods that are like that. Like gummy bears. The flavor is nice, but what I really want is that chewy-ness.

 

[Jaded]

McDonalds french fries taste like omelettes to me.

 

[Lepi]

Everything tastes like sponges to me right now. Worst part of a cold, losing the ability to taste.

 

[Jaded]

I'm trying to think of strange facts about myself that people would think I made up but they are all really long and would take too long to explain.

So instead here is a made up fact: I invented the moon.

 

[Lepi]

I'm trying to think of strange facts about myself that people would think I made up but they are all really long and would take too long to explain.

So instead here is a made up fact: I invented the moon.

I once built a high powered laser to carve my name in to the Moon, but my plan was foiled and I only managed to get the first 2 and a half letters.

 

[Jaded]

I once built a high powered laser to carve my name in to the Moon.

I built the iceberg that sank the Titanic.

 

[Lepi]

I built the iceberg that sank the Titanic.

I'm the co-creator of ice. The original ice cube recipe was adapted from my recipe for Frozen Water Blocks.

 

[Jaded]

I'm the co-creator of ice. The original ice cube recipe was adapted from my recipe for Frozen Water Blocks.

I know, we invented it together. Do you not remember me?

 

[Cara]

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Marshmallow phone case for @Jaded

 

[Lepi]

I know, we invented it together. Do you not remember me?

No...I have...EXPLOSIVE AMNESIA.

 

[Jaded]

http://smile.amazon.com/samsung-cas..._p_img_11?ie=UTF8&refRID=1Y178RGKBZ0X9ZCREZRM

Marshmallow phone case for @Jaded

omgosh

 

[Lepi]

One of my fondest memories was when my step sister taught me that you could make taffy out of marshmallows by just squishing them around between your fingers for a while.

 

[Lepi]

One of my fondest memories was when my step sister taught me that you could make taffy out of marshmallows by just squishing them around between your fingers for a while.

 

[Jaded]

Do forum glitches count against us? Cause that's not an intentional double post

 

[Liz]

I love taffy