Post throwdown for WARJLords!

Status
Not open for further replies.

Lepi

Some Kind of Sneaky Witch Thief
Contributor
Joined
Jan 12, 2016
Messages
12,892
Reaction score
8,050
Points
1,213
Gender
Female
Most of my shop lifting has been entirely accidental. At one point I was in a really long line at Wal-Mart, so I grabbed a book to read while I waited, and then I forgot I was holding it and walked right out of the store with it. Didn't even realize until I came back to my car later and saw the book on the seat.
 
  • Like
Reactions: Liz and Jaded

Jaded

The real themildone
Administrator
Joined
Jan 10, 2016
Messages
46,617
Reaction score
123,835
Points
1,414
Age
123
Gender
Female
Most of my shop lifting has been entirely accidental. At one point I was in a really long line at Wal-Mart, so I grabbed a book to read while I waited, and then I forgot I was holding it and walked right out of the store with it. Didn't even realize until I came back to my car later and saw the book on the seat.
I stole a can of tomatoes on accident the other day :o They were hiding under a bag of cereal and I didn't see them.
 
  • Like
Reactions: Liz

Liz

Babysitter
Contributor
Joined
Jan 18, 2016
Messages
8,766
Reaction score
26,999
Points
1,013
Age
49
Gender
Female
I used to steal cigarettes and hide them in my daughters stroller. Mom of the year. I have never told anyone that
 
  • Like
Reactions: Vanyanka

Vanyanka

Thoroughbred of Sin
Contributor
Crowd Pleaser
HIT Poster
Joined
Jan 11, 2016
Messages
34,905
Reaction score
81,247
Points
2,338
Location
The Jungle
Gender
Female
You can have all mine, I never wear them for longer than 5 minutes >.<
I'm still super into headbands. I wear them all the time and I don't care if I'm too old for it.
 
  • Like
Reactions: Jaded

Liz

Babysitter
Contributor
Joined
Jan 18, 2016
Messages
8,766
Reaction score
26,999
Points
1,013
Age
49
Gender
Female
  • Like
Reactions: Jaded

Jaded

The real themildone
Administrator
Joined
Jan 10, 2016
Messages
46,617
Reaction score
123,835
Points
1,414
Age
123
Gender
Female
I'm gonna be thirty this year and I don't know how I feel about that >.>
 

Lepi

Some Kind of Sneaky Witch Thief
Contributor
Joined
Jan 12, 2016
Messages
12,892
Reaction score
8,050
Points
1,213
Gender
Female
I stole a can of tomatoes on accident the other day :eek: They were hiding under a bag of cereal and I didn't see them.
That Wal-Mart was lax as hell about security. I'm pretty sure people just walked in and stole sandwiches from the deli all the time.

The one in the next town over was hard core though. At one point I went and bought one of those big 50 gallon trash cans and a rake, and I used self check out but it didn't print the reciept. Tried to leave, and they stopped me and wouldn't let me leave until I went to Customer Service and got customer services to find the reciept and print it. I was like 9 1/2 months pregnant, still in my work uniform, and I just kept yelling "WHAT KIND OF CRIME IS THIS? Who the fuck shop lifts a RAKE?"
 
  • Like
Reactions: Liz and Jaded

Vanyanka

Thoroughbred of Sin
Contributor
Crowd Pleaser
HIT Poster
Joined
Jan 11, 2016
Messages
34,905
Reaction score
81,247
Points
2,338
Location
The Jungle
Gender
Female
I am too old...41
Not too old. I'd do it. I love the knee socks too.

I think I've only shoplifted cuticle cream once. Well, sometimes in self-checkout, I put organic produce in as regular produce. I'm a bad person. :(
 
  • Like
Reactions: Liz

Jaded

The real themildone
Administrator
Joined
Jan 10, 2016
Messages
46,617
Reaction score
123,835
Points
1,414
Age
123
Gender
Female
That Wal-Mart was lax as hell about security. I'm pretty sure people just walked in and stole sandwiches from the deli all the time.

The one in the next town over was hard core though. At one point I went and bought one of those big 50 gallon trash cans and a rake, and I used self check out but it didn't print the reciept. Tried to leave, and they stopped me and wouldn't let me leave until I went to Customer Service and got customer services to find the reciept and print it. I was like 9 1/2 months pregnant, still in my work uniform, and I just kept yelling "WHAT KIND OF CRIME IS THIS? Who the fuck shop lifts a RAKE?"
9 months pregnant and snop lifting a rake. Hilarious.
 
  • Like
Reactions: Liz

Liz

Babysitter
Contributor
Joined
Jan 18, 2016
Messages
8,766
Reaction score
26,999
Points
1,013
Age
49
Gender
Female
Not too old. I'd do it. I love the knee socks too.

I think I've only shoplifted cuticle cream once. Well, sometimes in self-checkout, I put organic produce in as regular produce. I'm a bad person. :(
Tons of forehead wrinkles so nope
 

Lepi

Some Kind of Sneaky Witch Thief
Contributor
Joined
Jan 12, 2016
Messages
12,892
Reaction score
8,050
Points
1,213
Gender
Female
Not too old. I'd do it. I love the knee socks too.

I think I've only shoplifted cuticle cream once. Well, sometimes in self-checkout, I put organic produce in as regular produce. I'm a bad person. :(
Hell, I do this. Or I'll ring my apples up as some cheaper variety of apple. It's not like the self check out guard is going to come over and go "MA'AM THESE ARE CLEARLY PINK LADIES, NOT BRAEBURNS!"
 

Jaded

The real themildone
Administrator
Joined
Jan 10, 2016
Messages
46,617
Reaction score
123,835
Points
1,414
Age
123
Gender
Female
Stuff and things
 
  • Like
Reactions: Liz

Jaded

The real themildone
Administrator
Joined
Jan 10, 2016
Messages
46,617
Reaction score
123,835
Points
1,414
Age
123
Gender
Female
OF course, what nonsense
 

Cara

ad space now available
Contributor
Joined
Jan 12, 2016
Messages
6,685
Reaction score
12,921
Points
1,163
Location
Mass.
Gender
Female
Hell, I do this. Or I'll ring my apples up as some cheaper variety of apple. It's not like the self check out guard is going to come over and go "MA'AM THESE ARE CLEARLY PINK LADIES, NOT BRAEBURNS!"
at least do this with the honeycrisps. those are bae
 

Jaded

The real themildone
Administrator
Joined
Jan 10, 2016
Messages
46,617
Reaction score
123,835
Points
1,414
Age
123
Gender
Female
  • Like
Reactions: Liz
Status
Not open for further replies.