Post throwdown for WARJLords!

[Lepi]

I bet it would be super popular on Syfy


EDIT: And yeah, super lame. I still remember pieces of each of them but I lost what they were about ;o;

Our down fall as the fact that lawn gnomes are actually kind of expensive. Otherwise it would have been finished our senior year and we'd be millionaires by now.

 

[Jaded]

I have to go do dishes now.

 

[Cara]

i can't post and do hits! im such a bad multitasker.

 

[Lepi]

Posty posty post post.

 

[Jaded]

sticks

 

[Liz]

Rocks

 

[Jaded]

Oh lets make a story. I'll write a bit then the next person and so on.

Once upon a time, a lady named Alyssa lived in a cave. It was a very nice cave, with clean walls and a stream in the back for drinks. And of course internet because Alyssa turked.

 

[Lepi]

Child asked me for a cup.
I handed him his cup.
Now he's crying inconsolably because... I don't know, because I touched the cup I guess.

 

[Vanyanka]

I used to dye my hair all kinds of fun colors.

Right now it's actually dyed brown, because I had a...bleaching... mishap. The only way to fix it was to have massive amounts of color repair done. Actually need to go again, because the parts where I bleached it are starting the show through again.

I once dyed my hair back with a supposedly SEMI-permanent dye. The semi part was not true. It cost me $200 to get it fixed at the salon and my stylist gave me a discount because she felt bad I was such an idiot.

 

[Liz]

Oh lets make a story. I'll write a bit then the next person and so on.

Once upon a time, a lady named Alyssa lived in a cave. It was a very nice cave, with clean walls and a stream in the back for drinks. And of course internet because Alyssa turked.

She dreamed and dreamed of becoming a master but her faulty internet kept interfering with her work due to her cave walls

 

[Lepi]

I once dyed my hair back with a supposedly SEMI-permanent dye. The semi part was not true. It cost me $200 to get it fixed at the salon and my stylist gave me a discount because she felt bad I was such an idiot.

My hair was so messed up that the people at the salon took a bunch of pictures >_<

 

[Vanyanka]

She dreamed and dreamed of becoming a master but her faulty internet kept interfering with her work due to her cave walls

So she took Thor's hammer and threw it at one of her walls.

 

[Krikket]

If Manhattan had the same population density as Alaska, there would only
be about 28 people in Manhattan.

 

[Lepi]

So she took Thor's hammer and threw it at one of her walls.

Naturally, this pissed Thor off, and suddenly getting Master's was the least of her worries.

 

[El Pablo]

This dumb.

 

[Vanyanka]

Naturally, this pissed Thor off, and suddenly getting Master's was the least of her worries.

She knew she should still be worried about her life but instead she decided to ask Thor if he had an in with Jeff.

 

[El Pablo]

This dumb.

 

[Vanyanka]

This dumb.

You're dumb.

 

[El Pablo]

Thus dumb.

 

[Liz]

I got a deep fryer yesterday and cant stop using it. I can actually make things that taste good.