Post throwdown for WARJLords!

[Vanyanka]

The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.
-Dorothy Parker

 

[Lepi]

Many mass-produced ice creams have seaweed in them

 

[Vanyanka]

Brevity is the soul of lingerie

-Dorothy Parker

 

[Lepi]

An average American will eat the equivalent of 28 pigs in their lifetime

 

[Vanyanka]

Many mass-produced ice creams have seaweed in them

I like seaweed crisps. Salty and delicious.

 

[El Pablo]

All

 

[Lepi]

The first soup was made from hippopotamus and dates back to 6000 B.C.

 

[El Pablo]

Of

 

[Vanyanka]

You're making me hungry.

 

[Lepi]

The average hot dog is consumed in 6 bites.

 

[El Pablo]

This

 

[Lepi]

You're making me hungry.

An average person will consume 12 pubic hairs in their fast food every year

 

[Vanyanka]

OK, now I'm back on my diet.

 

[El Pablo]

Shit

 

[Lepi]

Chicken McNuggets contain beef additives.

 

[El Pablo]

?

 

[Lepi]

?

I'm just a natural well of facts and knowledge.

Also google.

 

[Vanyanka]

I got tired of posting facts and now I'm just tired.

 

[Lepi]

Central Appalachia’s tooth decay problem is referred to as Mountain Dew mouth, due to the beverage’s popularity in the region.

 

[Vanyanka]

The name Mountain Dew makes it seem all pretty.