Post throwdown for WARJLords!

[Lepi]

@Vanyanka

Peanuts can be used to make dynamite.

Pair that up with your pee gun powder and you've got a veritable armory.

 

[Vanyanka]

@Vanyanka

Peanuts can be used to make dynamite.

Pair that up with your pee gun powder and you've got a veritable armory.

Awesome!

 

[El Pablo]

peanuts are dumb

 

[Vanyanka]

Let’s Live Suddenly Without Thinking
let’s live suddenly without thinking

under honest trees,
a stream
does.the brain of cleverly-crinkling
-water pursues the angry dream
of the shore. By midnight,

-ee cummings

 

[Lepi]

Square watermelons sell for about $85.

 

[Vanyanka]

My Mind Is
my mind is
a big hunk of irrevocable nothing which touch and
taste and smell and hearing and sight keep hitting and
chipping with sharp fatal tools
in an agony of sensual chisels i perform squirms of
chrome and execute strides of cobalt
nevertheless i
feel that i cleverly am being altered that i slightly am
becoming something a little different, in fact
myself
Hereupon helpless i utter lilac shrieks and scarlet
bellowings.
-ee cummings

 

[Lepi]

Eating a lot of beetroot turns your pee pink.

 

[El Pablo]

Eating a lot of beetroot turns your pee pink.

WHY I HATE JUICING BEETS

 

[Lepi]

Each pineapple plant only produces one pineapple per year.

 

[Vanyanka]

WHY I HATE JUICING BEETS

Scary as fuck, right?

 

[Lepi]

The word vegetable has no scientific definition, so it’s still acceptable to call a tomato a vegetable.

But it's still a fruit.

 

[Vanyanka]

My husband's favorite poem:

What happens to a dream deferred?
Does it dry up
Like a raisin in the sun?
Or fester like a sore--
And then run?
Does it stink like rotten meat?
Or crust and sugar over--
like a syrupy sweet?
Maybe it just sags
like a heavy load.
Or does it explode?

Langston Hughes

 

[Lepi]

In 2001, there were more than 300 banana-related accidents in Britain.

 

[Vanyanka]

Humanity I Love You
Humanity i love you
because you would rather black the boots of
success than enquire whose soul dangles from his
watch-chain which would be embarrassing for both

parties and because you
unflinchingly applaud all
songs containing the words country home and
mother when sung at the old howard

Humanity i love you because
when you’re hard up you pawn your
intelligence to buy a drink and when
you’re flush pride keeps

you from the pawn shop and
because you are continually committing
nuisances but more
especially in your own house

Humanity i love you because you
are perpetually putting the secret of
life in your pants and forgetting
it’s there and sitting down

on it
and because you are
forever making poems in the lap
of death Humanity

i hate you

-ee cummings

 

[Lepi]

The pumpkin originated in Mexico about 9,000 years ago.

 

[El Pablo]

Work blocked this thread, that's dumb.

 

[Lepi]

We are eating 900% more broccoli than we did 20 years ago.

 

[El Pablo]

Dumb

 

[Vanyanka]

I love broccoli. I always spell it wrong at first.

 

[Lepi]

There are more than 600 pasta shapes produced worldwide