11/14 - Million Dollars Monday!

[Pleco]

He'd be in the dating advice thread, talking about dating. http://www.mturkcrowd.com/threads/dating-advice.1862/

I like how there's only one person asking for advice there.

 

[Jharkan]

hope it went well @PeachyRider , we're rooting for you

I think if he gets hit by a ball, he can walk to first base?

 

[electrolyte]

I like how there's only one person asking for advice there.

It's a new thread, man. Give it a chance. Let's nurture it and help it grow.

 

[Jerami]

I think if he gets hit by a ball, he can walk to first base?

NVM

 

[Jharkan]

I like how there's only one person asking for advice there.

looks to me like two people were asking serious questions in there

 

[T. Leela]

I think a bunch of these got rejected last time? I don't recall the details since I didn't do them. Maybe someone else can remember what happened.

I just did a bunch. guess we will find out.

 

[T. Leela]

I think if he gets hit by a ball, he can walk to first base?

I'm trying so hard to make sense of this. Why would I do this?

 

[C to the J]

Title: Which Person seems more engaged in conversation with Person A? | PANDA Requester: Noah Robbins [A1GZULXPTPEB8R] (Contact) (TO):[Pay: 4.20][Fair: 4.00][Comm: 0.00][Fast: 4.00] Description: We will show you two short videos. One shows Person B interacting with Person A. And the other shows Person C interacting with Person A. Which one of the two people -- B or C -- seems more engaged with Person A? Time: 24 hours Hits Available: 100 Reward: $0.05 Qualifications: HIT approval rate (%) is greater than 95

 

[T. Leela]

Title: Which Person seems more engaged in conversation with Person A? | PANDA Requester: Noah Robbins [A1GZULXPTPEB8R] (Contact) (TO):[Pay: 4.20][Fair: 4.00][Comm: 0.00][Fast: 4.00] Description: We will show you two short videos. One shows Person B interacting with Person A. And the other shows Person C interacting with Person A. Which one of the two people -- B or C -- seems more engaged with Person A? Time: 24 hours Hits Available: 100 Reward: $0.05 Qualifications: HIT approval rate (%) is greater than 95

These are better.

 

[electrolyte]

Very specific demographic here.

Title: 3 minute survery for Broward County Residents - Late risers wanting to become early risers | PANDA Requester: Wake Up Early Site Admin [AGC7GAF5UC6RL] (Contact) (TO): [Pay: N/A] [Fair: N/A] [Comm: N/A] [Fast: N/A] Description: 3 minute survery for Broward County Residents - Late risers wanting to become early risers Time: 15 minutes HITs Available: 1 Reward: $0.10 Qualifications: Location is US-FL; HIT approval rate (%) is greater than 90; Broward County FL Resident is 100;

 

[Jharkan]

I'm trying so hard to make sense of this. Why would I do this?

well
you see
it's peachyrider
he's on a date with some chick that kept flaking on him.
this girl saves her good friday and saturday nights, her prime real estate, for other dudes
peachy got the monday - she was hoping for a free dinner
instead, they went to the bar
while there, peachy got out his cell and bragged to his mturkcrowd buddies about it

If @PeachyRider was playing baseball right now, what base would he be at? Asking for a friend.

this is because people liken the act of courtship to baseball.
getting to first base, second, etc..

so I threw in a homosexual joke.
I said that if he got hit by a ball, does he get to go to first base automatically?
This is because in baseball, if you are beaned, you can walk - provided you did make an effort to avoid the pitch

several people chuckled, including me
true story

 

[LurkyTurkey]

The Noah Robbins HIT starts to feel like staring at a spinning wheel. I think that second A head isn't really necessary, given the layout.

 

[T. Leela]

well
you see
it's peachyrider
he's on a date with some chick that kept flaking on him.
this girl saves her good friday and saturday nights, her prime real estate, for other dudes
peachy got the monday - she was hoping for a free dinner
instead, they went to the bar
while there, peachy got out his cell and bragged to his mturkcrowd buddies about it



this is because people liken the act of courtship to baseball.
getting to first base, second, etc..

so I threw in a homosexual joke.
I said that if he got hit by a ball, does he get to go to first base automatically?
This is because in baseball, if you are beaned, you can walk - provided you did make an effort to avoid the pitch

several people chuckled, including me
true story

ok, well pretty much what i thought except he is on a date with a girl so that just threw me off. The problem was I tried to think, apparently.

 

[Pleco]

well
you see
it's peachyrider
he's on a date with some chick that kept flaking on him.
this girl saves her good friday and saturday nights, her prime real estate, for other dudes
peachy got the monday - she was hoping for a free dinner
instead, they went to the bar
while there, peachy got out his cell and bragged to his mturkcrowd buddies about it



this is because people liken the act of courtship to baseball.
getting to first base, second, etc..

so I threw in a homosexual joke.
I said that if he got hit by a ball, does he get to go to first base automatically?
This is because in baseball, if you are beaned, you can walk - provided you did make an effort to avoid the pitch

several people chuckled, including me
true story

 

[Jharkan]

could I not
..what?

 

[SleepComa]

Bless dat Noah, he coming with da fire!

 

[Jharkan]

The problem was I tried to think, apparently.

don't be ashamed;
it's an easy mistake to make

 

[electrolyte]

well
you see
it's peachyrider
he's on a date with some chick that kept flaking on him.
this girl saves her good friday and saturday nights, her prime real estate, for other dudes
peachy got the monday - she was hoping for a free dinner
instead, they went to the bar
while there, peachy got out his cell and bragged to his mturkcrowd buddies about it



this is because people liken the act of courtship to baseball.
getting to first base, second, etc..

so I threw in a homosexual joke.
I said that if he got hit by a ball, does he get to go to first base automatically?
This is because in baseball, if you are beaned, you can walk - provided you did make an effort to avoid the pitch

several people chuckled, including me
true story

I didn't quite follow this, but in general, avoiding "homosexual jokes" here would be appreciated.

 

[Serial Mom]

I didn't quite follow this, but in general, avoiding "homosexual jokes" here would be appreciated.

@Jharkan I thought you meant something like if she kicked him.

 

[Jharkan]

I didn't quite follow this, but in general, avoiding "homosexual jokes" here would be appreciated.

@electrolyte your statement implies that there is something wrong with being homosexual.
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as someone who is comfortable with my own sexuality, and the sexuality of others, I see no need to hide it when the humor is applicable.
in this case, the humor WAS applicable, because peachy mentioned that his date was with a girl.