I'm trying so hard to make sense of this. Why would I do this?
well
you see
it's peachyrider
he's on a date with some chick that kept flaking on him.
this girl saves her good friday and saturday nights, her prime real estate, for other dudes
peachy got the monday - she was hoping for a free dinner
instead, they went to the bar
while there, peachy got out his cell and bragged to his mturkcrowd buddies about it
If
@PeachyRider was playing baseball right now, what base would he be at? Asking for a friend.
this is because people liken the act of courtship to baseball.
getting to first base, second, etc..
so I threw in a homosexual joke.
I said that if he got hit by a ball, does he get to go to first base automatically?
This is because in baseball, if you are beaned, you can walk - provided you did make an effort to avoid the pitch
several people chuckled, including me
true story