09/16 - Vote For Stuff Friday

[C to the J]

I guess they had to due to the inherent nature of exploding android batteries...............

Dibs on "exploding androids" as a band name.

 

[Raven]

There used to be a huge wolf of a brown recluse spider that lived behind my computer desk/subwoofer. I would be on the computer and he would come running at me full steam. It'd scare the crap out of me and i'd scoot back...then he'd run back to his hiding spot and do it a again later.

THEN! one fateful night he ran at me...ran at me a bit to fast and went off the edge of the desk and repelled down by his butt silk. Then i said out loud "THIS IS MY HOOD MOTHERF**KER!" and tried to hit him with a shoe...i missed...he turned around and ran the other way, i tried again...and missed again. He turned around and started running the other way again and then BAM!!!! DEATH!

I honestly have never felt a sense of victory as big as the one i felt that day. It was 3-4 days of constant cat and mouse style fight.

I have never felt a sense of victory by reading about someone else's victory. Until now. Im glad the bugger is dead!

 

[Squatty]

Dibs on "exploding androids" as a band name.

"exploding hemorrhoids" ?

 

[catnapped]

It is It's like you're here every day.

 

[Princess Gina Marie]

The next person to post that crawly spider is gonna get a jawbreaker shoved in their mouth and thrown in the trunk

 

[Raven]

"exploding hemorrhoids" ?

after seeing the squatty potty commercial, i imagine this as a bunch of mini glitter bombs going off in a froyo store.

 

[bxpretzel]

There used to be a huge wolf of a brown recluse spider that lived behind my computer desk/subwoofer. I would be on the computer and he would come running at me full steam. It'd scare the crap out of me and i'd scoot back...then he'd run back to his hiding spot and do it a again later.

THEN! one fateful night he ran at me...ran at me a bit to fast and went off the edge of the desk and repelled down by his butt silk. Then i said out loud "THIS IS MY HOOD MOTHERF**KER!" and tried to hit him with a shoe...i missed...he turned around and ran the other way, i tried again...and missed again. He turned around and started running the other way again and then BAM!!!! DEATH!

I honestly have never felt a sense of victory as big as the one i felt that day. It was 3-4 days of constant cat and mouse style fight.

yeah see the narrative of your story implies that this went on for several days. i would not have been able to sleep at night knowing there was a brown recluse around. the house would have had to be burned.

 

[Jaded]

Don't forget to vote in the poll at the top of the page.

so I did what any normal human being would do. I put the groceries down, took my shoe off and nailed it.

A normal person would have gone and found someone else to do it for them.

 

[optipfrog]

Hello all. I'm just gonna hang out and see how my luck goes today.

Wishing all of you a happy Friday

 

[OvreHimle]

Title: 5-10 minute judgment survey | PANDA Requester: David Newman [A3S5QZ5EL9Q27Y] (TO) TO Ratings: ★★★★★ 0.00 Communicativity ★★★★★ 4.75 Generosity ★★★★★ 5.00 Fairness ★★★★★ 5.00 Promptness Number of Reviews: 13 | TOS Flags: 0 Submit a new TO review Description: Read a brief excerpt and answer a few questions Time: 15 minutes HITs Available: 1 Reward: $0.50 Qualifications: Total approved HITs is greater than 1000;HIT approval rate (%) is greater than 94;Location is US

2 minutes

 

[Devil_Dawg]

Dibs on "exploding androids" as a band name.

I call dibs on "post taco bell" oh wait...

 

[Kerek]

The next person to post that crawly spider is gonna get a jawbreaker shoved in their mouth and thrown in the trunk

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[kryss]

Don't forget to vote in the poll at the top of the page.





A normal person would have gone and found someone else to do it for them.

If he was here, I would have or if I had known the neighbor kid was outside.

 

[Not A Robot]

I think at one point I asked for an Endor PANDA and someone gave me a PANDA to a requester called SUN who has a terrible TO. So thanks whoever did that.. I already had the right one though.

 

[Jaded]

It was 3-4 days of constant cat and mouse style fight.

fuck. no.

no. just no.

 

[Kerek]

If he was here, I would have or if I had known the neighbor kid was outside.

@Barry Allen

 

[C to the J]

Title: Survey About Your Bank or Credit Union (8360815) | PANDA Requester: Open Ur [AR7Q3OG9UDF1L] (Contact) (TO):[Pay: 3.79][Fair: 4.45][Comm: 1.00][Fast: 4.60] Description: Tell us about your experience with your bank or credit union Time: 60 minutes Hits Available: 1 Reward: $1.25 Qualifications: Total approved HITs is greater than 100, 8360815 has not been granted, HIT approval rate (%) is not less than 99, Location is US

It's all writing but I knocked it out in 5 min yesterday.

 

[Tigerpants]

 

[Squatty]

I think at one point I asked for an Endor PANDA and someone gave me a PANDA to a requester called SUN who has a terrible TO. So thanks whoever did that.. I already had the right one though.

If it was to SphericalSun, they are a hit and miss requester. Sometimes they have awesome hits, other times they are worse than the gates of hell.

 

[loki3404]