07/12 - Tim Allen Tuesday!

[Kerek]

 

[RaffRiffofTurk]

Good evening night creatures. Come if you will on a trip into the salubrious confines of the heart of insanity! Bwaahahaha. Also, hi there.

 

[Vanyanka]

Good evening night creatures. Come if you will on a trip into the salubrious confines of the heart of insanity! Bwaahahaha. Also, hi there.

Are you gonna pay me?

 

[aveline]

Come if you will on a trip into the salubrious confines of the heart of insanity! Bwaahahaha.

Does this require going outside? Because I don't really want to go outside.

 

[RaffRiffofTurk]

Are you gonna pay me?

Of course with my piping hot fresh from the oven insults with a heaping side of casual disdain. All for you, if the price is right.

Does this require going outside? Because I don't really want to go outside.

Nah insanity is a trip you can take with all of your friends and never leave your straight jacket, jail cell, or bedroom. Take your pick.

 

[aveline]

Nah insanity is a trip you can take with all of your friends and never leave your straight jacket, jail cell, or bedroom. Take your pick.

Wait, I have to bring friends? Ugh.

 

[Kerek]

The looping on that gif turns it from a nice gesture into a harrowing tale of a dysfunctional relationship.

 

[RaffRiffofTurk]

Wait, I have to bring friends? Ugh.

The trick is to just imagine them. The details fill in themselves.

 

[aveline]

The looping on that gif turns it from a nice gesture into a harrowing tale of a dysfunctional relationship.

Just like real life!

 

[Vanyanka]

The looping on that gif turns it from a nice gesture into a harrowing tale of a dysfunctional relationship.

Listen, usually I don't like being nice but I would enjoy hearing about your dysfunctional relationships.

 

[Kerek]

Does this require going outside? Because I don't really want to go outside.

 

[RaffRiffofTurk]

Just like real life!

If I wasn't pretty sure you are that black stray cat who hangs out in the cul-de-sac down the street I'd be insulted. As it stands stop reading my mind. You won't like what you see.

 

[Vanyanka]

Just like real life!

Wait, there is such a thing as a healthy relationship?

 

[RaffRiffofTurk]

Wait, there is such a thing as a healthy relationship?

No it's the healthy relationship that's a myth. The female orgasm is real.

 

[Vanyanka]

[QUOTE="RaffRiffofTurk, post: 317284, member: 32"The female orgasm is real.[/QUOTE]
Well, duh.

Edit: I'm drunk and don't know how to fix this.

 

[Azazael]

Again with the non-candy talk

Can't take you anywhere

no, im sure there are a FEW places you can take me lol

 

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[RaffRiffofTurk]

[QUOTE="RaffRiffofTurk, post: 317284, member: 32"The female orgasm is real.

Naturally I am aware of this, but not everyone has my sterling insight.

 

[RaffRiffofTurk]

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Just so I can't be accused of never being productive.

 

[Vanyanka]

Naturally I am aware of this, but not everyone has my sterling insight.

It's just that I've had one a couple times. Mostly by watching Castiel on Supernatural or Alex on OINTB.