05/21-MindCrime Monday

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I think you should be paid for this, but not before you give them some demographics and tell them what you think the dirty floor was about...




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You live in an apartment building managed by HappyLandlord, and you have a problem. Please write three different ways to say the sentence below.
Problem: The entrance hallway is dirty.
Paraphrase 1: Would it be possible for the entrance hallway to be cleaned?
Paraphrase 2: I am receiving important guests and visiting dignitaries including the ambassador and her husband therefore it would be most expedient if the staff could attend to the parquet forthwith
Paraphrase 3: cld some1 plz clean the floor its sticky & looks like crap
 

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You live in an apartment building managed by HappyLandlord, and you have a problem. Please write three different ways to say the sentence below.
Problem: The entrance hallway is dirty.
Paraphrase 1: Would it be possible for the entrance hallway to be cleaned?
Paraphrase 2: I am receiving important guests and visiting dignitaries including the ambassador and her husband therefore it would be most expedient if the staff could attend to the parquet forthwith
Paraphrase 3: cld some1 plz clean the floor its sticky & looks like crap
you're making a strong case to win crowd pleaser this month
 

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You live in an apartment building managed by HappyLandlord, and you have a problem. Please write three different ways to say the sentence below.
Problem: The entrance hallway is dirty.
Paraphrase 1: Would it be possible for the entrance hallway to be cleaned?
Paraphrase 2: I am receiving important guests and visiting dignitaries including the ambassador and her husband therefore it would be most expedient if the staff could attend to the parquet forthwith
Paraphrase 3: cld some1 plz clean the floor its sticky & looks like crap
Please put that as an example.
 

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You live in an apartment building managed by HappyLandlord, and you have a problem. Please write three different ways to say the sentence below.
Problem: The entrance hallway is dirty.
Paraphrase 1: Would it be possible for the entrance hallway to be cleaned?
Paraphrase 2: I am receiving important guests and visiting dignitaries including the ambassador and her husband therefore it would be most expedient if the staff could attend to the parquet forthwith
Paraphrase 3: cld some1 plz clean the floor its sticky & looks like crap
deff this one :wink:
 

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is anyone able to catch these IT Admin and if so do they work? when I do catch one it never works.
 

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i just mopped the floor of the corridor in my apartment building that was super nasty & hadnt been cleaned since well before i moved in months ago
sorry but im feeling a need to share that with as many people as possible
Sometimes apartments blow.
Okay, all the time, but sometimes they blow more.
 
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Since we're sharing heartbreak tonight...
one of my favorite chickens is getting a roostery tail, and so he won't be able to stay with us when he starts acting all cocky and loud.
I love him :(
(But we have a guy outside of city limits he's gonna go live with and be happy and surrounded by babes <3 )
But I'll miss that beautiful bastard.
 

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You live in an apartment building managed by HappyLandlord, and you have a problem. Please write three different ways to say the sentence below.
Problem: The entrance hallway is dirty.
Paraphrase 1: Would it be possible for the entrance hallway to be cleaned?
Paraphrase 2: I am receiving important guests and visiting dignitaries including the ambassador and her husband therefore it would be most expedient if the staff could attend to the parquet forthwith
Paraphrase 3: cld some1 plz clean the floor its sticky & looks like crap
Maybe it's the cider (no, I'm not turking right now... ) but that is hilarious...
 

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i don't understand ahk. i need way more explanation than the internet is giving me right now.
 
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