04/16 - Tostones Tuesday!

[turkleton]

im buying a minor league baseball team in dick, michigan and i’m naming the team Riders

Just make everything bachelorette party themed.

 

[cb456]

im buying a minor league baseball team in dick, michigan and i’m naming the team Riders

let me guess. the uniform colors are peach.

 

[Peachy]

Just make everything bachelorette party themed.

free dildo giveaways every fri night
first 100 fans

$1 big dick hot dogs every tuesday

 

[turkleton]

Just make everything bachelorette party themed.

"So, you're telling me, that the beer is $10? And it comes in one of those dick-shaped water bottles with the straw coming out the pee-hole?"

 

[Peachy]

let me guess. the uniform colors are peach.

you spying on my notes?

 

[turkleton]

let me guess. the uniform colors are peach.

Yeah, @PeachyRider, just buy a team in Georgia and name it the peachyriders.

 

[aveline]

What did I just walk in on here?



/me sees herself out.

 

[Peachy]

Yeah, @PeachyRider, just buy a team in Georgia and name it the peachyriders.

@Jeff Bezos can you help fund me a little bit to make this happen. ill call you daddy

 

[TotalBabe]

free dildo giveaways every fri night
first 100 fans

$1 big dick hot dogs every tuesday

You've got to sell these at the concession stand.

 

[aveline]

@Jeff Bezos can you help fund me a little bit to make this happen. ill call you daddy

 

[cb456]

omg he might send one back

 

[turkleton]

@PeachyRider I'm surprised that during baseball season, your avatar isn't wearing a baseball cap and holding a bat.

 

[Peachy]

he asked me to call him that last year on here but i refused. but now i want a minor league baseball team and i’m willing to compromise

 

[turkleton]

omg he might send one back

@Jeff Bezos has been trying to get @PeachyRider to say daddy for a while. Which, now that I think about it, might be a form of sexual harassment. Can we sue?

 

[turkleton]

he asked me to call him that last year on here but i refused. but now i want a minor league baseball team and i’m willing to compromise

He might, but you have to call it the Seattle Amazons or something. And every time you want to adjust the roster, you have to do it through a HIT on MTurk.

 

[reprise]

You've got to sell these at the concession stand.

im always suspicious of things that say they have juice in them but have no calories. fruit has sugar, stupid. (not you. the producer of said apparently magical beverage)

 

[TotalBabe]

he asked me to call him that last year on here but i refused. but now i want a minor league baseball team and i’m willing to compromise

I'll tell you what a director in New York said in an acting class I was in:
"Beautiful people, if a person in power asks you to come up to their hotel room to discuss a part, don't go."

 

[Peachy]

@Jeff Bezos has been trying to get @PeachyRider to say daddy for a while. Which, now that I think about it, might be a form of sexual harassment. Can we sue?

i didn’t think about suing

 

[GTR]

someone here will have a dream about me tonite

you're welcome...

 

[TotalBabe]

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