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My dog has a problem with her anal glands and we have to put butt ointment on her rectum. After I applied it, I put the tube back in the box and put on the bathroom counter next to the gloves. The ointment came up missing. I found the cat chewing the tube of ointment. Somehow she got the tube out of the box. The tube was covered with little tiny bitemarks and when I squeezed it came out everywhere!
 

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My dog has a problem with her anal glands and we have to put butt ointment on her rectum. After I applied it, I put the tube back in the box and put on the bathroom counter next to the gloves. The ointment came up missing. I found the cat chewing the tube of ointment. Somehow she got the tube out of the box. The tube was covered with little tiny bitemarks and when I squeezed it came out everywhere!
 

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My dog has a problem with her anal glands and we have to put butt ointment on her rectum. After I applied it, I put the tube back in the box and put on the bathroom counter next to the gloves. The ointment came up missing. I found the cat chewing the tube of ointment. Somehow she got the tube out of the box. The tube was covered with little tiny bitemarks and when I squeezed it came out everywhere!
Might seem odd that I liked this, but..... My daughter was a vet tech for a while and I know way more about those glands now than I ever wanted to! Clean the outside of the tube with alcohol maybe, and cover the holes with the best tape that you have?
 

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My dog has a problem with her anal glands and we have to put butt ointment on her rectum. After I applied it, I put the tube back in the box and put on the bathroom counter next to the gloves. The ointment came up missing. I found the cat chewing the tube of ointment. Somehow she got the tube out of the box. The tube was covered with little tiny bitemarks and when I squeezed it came out everywhere!
Guess you'll have to put the cat up the dog's butt now.
 

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Title: [1-2 min] Survey for people who have recently purchased bags of ice | PANDA
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Description: Quick survey for people who bought ice within last 2 months
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Like a minute for me. Not that bad!
 
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My biggest mistake was waiting three months before I started using Panda Crazy. :shoot:
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Starting to use Panda Crazy produced probably my biggest jump in earnings, percentage wise. I'm not actually using it right now since I'm on a very low-end machine and it seems to use too many resources when I'm also using MTS. But using MTS effectively requires more knowledge, I think, and I my gut sense is that Panda Crazy and its helpers is probably the best set of scripts for newcomers to get into. Seriously, I think I was on mturk at least two months before I ever ventured to try a "panda": I was little bit scared. Shouldn't I preview a hit before I accept it? NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!!!!!!!
I have to agree with not wasting time on preview! I've lost count of the number of good HITs that I missed out on because I was previewing and researching, and they're gone before I can accept. All part of the learning process as I figure out how it all works here. I'm still not using tools but will soon, but at least now I click Accept instead of Preview when I see one that looks good.
 
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