07/22 - Forrest Gump Friday!

[Drwho10]

Be careful. I had a bachelorette banner on and tiara and shit. Everyone kept buying me Jagerbombs for some reason. I ran to the bathroom ad projectile vomited while my Mormon sister looked on. Then this guy followed me and said I'd be a beautiful bride and didn't I want one last night of freedom?

but the question remains... did you want one last night of freedom?

 

[Barbwire]

 

[Princess Gina Marie]

I had a tiara

 

[Vanyanka]

 

[Concise]

You admit I'm a slut! This is a day to remember!

I celebrate your Slut Status (tm). No slut shaming! you go Grrl!

 

[JenniLeigh]

I love Bo

 

[Vanyanka]

This was my bachelorette party. Over nine years ago! Cut me some slack!

 

[VGB]

prefer my Kalnoky w/ Catch 22


guy knows how to put great musicians around him, that's for sure

 

[Vanyanka]

but the question remains... did you want one last night of freedom?

Not with that guy!

 

[<Gucci>]

but the question remains... did you want one last night of freedom?

but the question remains... did you want one last night of freedom?

nope don't want/ need one

 

[Pleco]

Guys there's ants in my desk and I don't know where they're coming from but they're biting the shit outta me.

 

[JenniLeigh]

This was my bachelorette party. Over nine years ago! Cut me some slack!

Puta

 

[Drwho10]

 

[Vanyanka]

Puta

Thank you!

 

[Matilda Jones]

Guys there's ants in my desk and I don't know where they're coming from but they're biting the shit outta me.

This makes me laugh every damn time.

Edit: the meme, I mean. Sorry about the ant bites.

 

[Concise]

*laughing loudly, by herself, in a 3 bedroom duplex in the country....

Thanks I raise my ecig to you freshly tethered lass! (congrats on the sparkly ring)

 

[Vanyanka]

Guys, I want to be Nancy Botwin. Can you help?

 

[Yuk]

and here is everyones favorite gif. i know everyone loves it so much i put it behind a spoiler to increase the suspense

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[JenniLeigh]

Guys there's ants in my desk and I don't know where they're coming from but they're biting the shit outta me.

Well... wash the cheese off your little feet

 

[JenniLeigh]

Guys, I want to be Nancy Botwin. Can you help?

I'll put some of my Jew in you
Then I can put some of my Mexican in you