Who Needs Context?

[essjay]

Post your favourite quotes without their original context here.

With a squirt of coconut?

 

[Vanyanka]

If you send me hearts and buy me coins.

 

[El Pablo]

this will be fun

 

[essjay]

I'm leaving him the fuck alone and possibly sleeping on the couch
tongue emoticon

-- @KittyRaces

 

[coffeeowl]

@essjay Been on the lookout for some out of context but it has been lacking today. Will find and post. Love this idea! :blueheart::greenheart::heart:urpleheart::yellowheart:

 

[coffeeowl]

I was so scared and all alone.

 

[essjay]

*takes blanket off her head*

I didn't know there were rules for this

 

[MerryLou]

search for "your emotions"

 

[essjay]

WE NEED A 'LOVE' BUTTON!!!!!

 

[essjay]

I really need someone to stick a foot in my ass.

 

[essjay]

Also, never goes butt to mouth.

 

[essjay]

I almost gave my wife the this morning.

 

[Lepi]

Zit popping noises at the ready.

 

[Lepi]

below the belt, I like both

 

[El Pablo]

i ate a cucumber for breakfast.

 

[Cara]

Just wore out the button for your "butt stuff"

 

[Cara]

Can I do electrolyte?

 

[MerryLou]

No more pickle juice, please.

 

[essjay]

Sergey is all up in my bushes like until I'm asleep

 

[essjay]

I'll be watching to see if you stay good...