Two Truths and a Lie

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You should all know how to play. If you don't, since I'm starting I will tell you three things about myself. Two of them will be the truth, and one will be a godsdamned lie. It's up to you to figure out which is which. The first person to guess correctly will then take their turn. And so on and so on...


  • I have lived in four states over a less than three year period.
  • Despite being the snobbiest of music-snobs, I never learned to play an instrument.
  • I spent a torrid Christmas break with a semi-well known pop-punk guitarist.
 

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"Despite being the snobbiest of music-snobs, I never learned to play an instrument."

I think this is a lie! I think you do know how to play an instrument.
 

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"I spent a torrid Christmas break with a semi-well known pop-punk guitarist."

I think it's this one.

I assume the guitarists you spend your torrid holiday breaks with are super well known.
 

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Okay, let's see.

  • I was in the newspaper at age 5 and quoted as saying, "I want a computer."
  • President Obama answered my question at a town hall event.
  • I changed my declared degree 4 times in college before finally deciding on what I wanted to do.
 
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oh.. mah.. gawd..
are we doing this?
 
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  • At 28, I am the youngest faculty member in my department
  • My username is based on a toy from my childhood.
  • My second job out of high school had me working directly with people like Dave Grohl and Zachary De la Rocha.
 
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Correct. It's totally about underwear.
I knew this one, too, cos I remembered when you changed your name at that other place, but I AM NOT READY TO GO AGAIN.
 

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  • I haven't had a driver's license in 20 years
  • I have been featured on Fox News via Twitter and voicemail
  • My son is the Stage Manager for Ballet Hispanico in NYC
 

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  • I haven't had a driver's license in 20 years
  • I have been featured on Fox News via Twitter and voicemail
  • My son is the Stage Manager for Ballet Hispanico in NYC
  • I haven't had a driver's license in 20 years
 

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Nope. That one's true.
"I have been featured on Fox News via Twitter and voicemail"

Just because the idea of Fox News featuring a voice mail seems funny to me.
 

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How many walkers have you killed?

How many people have you killed?


Why?
 

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"I have been featured on Fox News via Twitter and voicemail"

Just because the idea of Fox News featuring a voice mail seems funny to me.
It was on Redeye, which airs a 2am eastern. It was the last one, he's actually the stage manager for the American Ballet Theater.