You should all know how to play. If you don't, since I'm starting I will tell you three things about myself. Two of them will be the truth, and one will be a godsdamned lie. It's up to you to figure out which is which. The first person to guess correctly will then take their turn. And so on and so on... I have lived in four states over a less than three year period. Despite being the snobbiest of music-snobs, I never learned to play an instrument. I spent a torrid Christmas break with a semi-well known pop-punk guitarist.