10/23 - Smooth Sunday!

[Jharkan]

"How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice! Hi, I'm Jim!"

alright already
you already had me with the last line
this one was overkill
no longer interested

 

[Jaded]

I think it's pretty much standard practice on this forum to wait at least an hour, after saying goodbye, before actually leaving.

This is true.

 

[Kerek]

And then come back far sooner than expected?

@Bode Miller she says you're free to go for another six months.

 

[aveline]

And then come back far sooner than expected?

Or to make very long-winded, emotional 'goodbye' speeches, then never actually going anywhere.

 

[Vanyanka]

I think it's pretty much standard practice on this forum to wait at least an hour, after saying goodbye, before actually leaving.

@Jaded

And then come back far sooner than expected?

I'll forgive @Pleco this time then. Will you all help me murder him next time?

 

[Jaded]

Night turkeys I'm trying to sleep

 

[YAHU]

I'll forgive @Pleco this time then. Will you all help me murder him next time?

what is with this mess of a multi quote

 

[catnapped]

I'll forgive @Pleco this time then. Will you all help me murder him next time?

Each and every day

 

[Kerek]

Night turkeys I'm trying to sleep

How do you sleep a night turkey?

 

[Vanyanka]

what is with this mess of a multi quote

Your mom.

 

[Jaded]

How do you sleep a night turkey?

Same way you sleep a day turkey.

 

[YAHU]

Your mom.

well... can't deny that response

@Jaded
@Roscoe E Goldchain

Same way you sleep a day turkey.

chloroform?

 

[egryan1]

I like to thank ibotta and NFL for allowing to go to the max today lol

 

[A6_Foul_Out]

Same way you sleep a day turkey.

both of which require closing the tab that has the forum.

andddddd that's not happening.

 

[Vanyanka]

Each and every day

You'll help me??? He keeps coming back and it's been hard for me. It's just that I'm so much better looking than him so it's embarrassing letting him hang around me.

 

[Kerek]

Same way you sleep a day turkey.

 

[kryss]

Or to make very long-winded, emotional 'goodbye' speeches, then never actually going anywhere.

See, you just get me. It's meant to be.

 

[lobo925]

 

[A6_Foul_Out]

You'll help me??? He keeps coming back and it's been hard for me. It's just that I'm so much better looking than him so it's embarrassing letting him hang around me.

pretty sure when you hang out others that look worse than you, you look better by comparison.

but i mean, really, how better looking could a 12/10 get.

 

[catnapped]

You'll help me??? He keeps coming back and it's been hard for me. It's just that I'm so much better looking than him so it's embarrassing letting him hang around me.

I keep stabbing him repeatedly after Z's yet he keeps coming back. Maybe I need a new knife or something.