10/23 - Smooth Sunday!

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Vanyanka

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A girl told me she wouldn't date me because I'm white
"pobre gringito, no quiero te"

I even used my best pickup line.

"are you Harambe's enclosure?
because I want to put a child in you"
I'm utterly shocked that didn't work.
 

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I'm very sad now...TWD hit me with the feels
 

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Listen, guys. The best pickup line is just to be as hot as I am.
so if that's the punchline, what was the joke?


damnit
I didn't know you edited it.

didn't even need to be a ninja
 
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A girl told me she wouldn't date me because I'm white
"pobre gringito, no quiero te"

I even used my best pickup line.

"are you Harambe's enclosure?
because I want to put a child in you"
smooth
 
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