when you start snorting the Cheetos dust, that's when you are really addicted
I thought that was the only way to consume them.
you crush them in a bag
roll them out on a flat clean surface
chop those boys up good - use a razor edge
take the grocery receipt from when you bought it, roll it into a straw
(do not use plastic straws, which end up in the oceans, along with MANY other kinds of plastic waste that haven't been mentioned lately)
place straw into your dominant nostril, and close the other nostril with your finger
consume the cheetos, just like god intended