07/12 - Tostada Thursday!

[Devil_Dawg]

people are surprised when they find out my age, and most still don't believe it.
i'm 37
but people seem to think I'm between 22-26

which is funny cause one of my [three] beard hairs is white.
I'm clearly getting old.

well I'm 54, and you mofo's think I'm 80 or something

 

[Sarcasmologist]

I got carded once standing next to my 13 year old who had literally just called me "mommy"... I was on cloud nine that day haha

 

[Pleco]

I just read something on another forum about the correction system but I'll drop that and get to the reason for my reply.

Lint build-up in dryer vent systems is a major cause of dryer failures and fires. Also, dryer lint mixed with Vaseline is a great fire starter. Only takes a spark to get it burning.

I also once bought a house with a bird nest clogging the dryer vent. Check your dryer vents people!

That's why I made that post. I live in an apartment complex, if a dryer catches on fire we're all gonna be in trouble, not just the lazy idiot who didn't clean the lint trap.

And if I'm gonna die by anyone's stupidity, it's gonna be my own.

 

[Jharkan]

well I'm 54, and you mofo's think I'm 80 or something

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[C to the J]

I miss the days when someone would post on the thread that they were wasted. Then without fail there would be a
RULE 7 RULE 7 RULE 7 post.
Those were simpler times.

Fuck yes.
I need some vintage MTC in my life.

 

[savvy]

well I'm 54, and you mofo's think I'm 80 or something

lotsa grand kids for 54. my mom would be jealous.

she's 60 and never getting them.

 

[KillMoles]

people are surprised when they find out my age, and most still don't believe it.
i'm 37
but people seem to think I'm between 22-26

which is funny cause one of my [three] beard hairs is white.
I'm clearly getting old.

I always knew you were 37. Just knew it.

I'm 53 and have gotten asked for ID when buying alcohol at Hy-Vee several times recently. The ladies that ID'd me were older than me and I always tell them I'm happy to show my ID and that I'll go home and tell my 25 year old daughter that it happened.

 

[Sarcasmologist]

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looks just like mine

 

[JenniLeigh]

dude was trying to make you feel better and you called him a douche

Nope, he's my buddy, WAS high, and thought it was hilarious.

 

[Persephone78]

You should tell me you hate cheese so I can make the punishment fit the crime.

I quite like cheese, actually.

 

[Jharkan]

looks just like mine

twinsies!

:high five:

 

[JenniLeigh]

last year I still got carded buyying cigarettes and going to the casino... not anymore... poop

I get carded when I go to buy booze (They care if you look under 28-ish- state law...)
And my younger siblings don't... and laugh at me.

 

[Jerami]

well I'm 54, and you mofo's think I'm 80 or something

You actually started at 54 in their eyes. But, every time they perceived a "Get off my lawn!"-type (read: Devil Dawg-type, it's right in the name people) statement, they tacked on a year. At this rate, you'll be getting a telegram from the Queen any day now.

 

[JenniLeigh]

If it's not a plausible age, sincerity goes right out the window.

Exactly.

 

[klingeemonster]

Bezo must have told them to put these CI's up and throttle them to 1 a minute so he could have some entertainment tonight.

 

[JenniLeigh]

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My basically-18-year-old grows a better beard than his daddy.
I'm so proud.

 

[Jerami]

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[JenniLeigh]

looks just like mine

Mine is better.
Thanks PCOS and shit thyroid . -____-

 

[TotalBabe]

I knew this woman in her late 30s. If anyone asked her how old she was, she'd say 55. That way, people always told her she looked amazing for her age.

 

[Persephone78]

Bezo must have told them to put these CI's up and throttle them to 1 a minute so he could have some entertainment tonight.

That's pretty great camera work hiding the horns on his head.