06/05 - Motivational Wednesday!

[Canuck]

Title: [15 mins/$4] [Academic Survey] Evaluate a document and answer a short survey. | PANDA Requester: Andrew Keigh Average Hourly Rate: 29.92/hr Time: 666 minutes HITs Available: 1 Reward: $4.00

just caught that one - I'm hoping the time allowed isn't a bad omen

 

[rsmath]

I wish it was as easy to make money as it is to spend it.

It's tough to find the right types of trees to clone to make a money tree.

 

[Mikeyyyyy]

Me unsuccessfully trying to catch high paying surveys

 

[cyberwasp]

I see i missed a Geo batch while i ran to the store

 

[sofaslug]

So my daughter intentionally 'forgot' her Chromebook at home today despite her having to do a powerpoint presentation on the Revolutionary war for her Social Studies class. She has done this before and says that she just logs in on one of the spare Chromebooks in class and uses it. I guess the extra 2 pounds in her bag is too much for her to carry the block and a half to school.

Anyway, asshole dad here logged into her school app on the Chromebook and updated her powerpoint presentation with a few random slides of my daughter when she was 4 pretending to be Hannah Montana, a Backyardigan, and Dora sprinkled between her other slides.

Enjoy your presentation dipshit. Next time remember to actually take the $300 Chromebook that I bought just for your school.

 

[rsmath]

Bury me in a vat of gummy bears and stfu

reminds me of the local funeral home ad that is running. Mom tells daughter just to bury her ashes in a coffee can in the backyard. Cut to a grocery store where she's trying to figure out which coffee can to buy for her mother's ashes and freaking out over the choices.

I wonder if @C to the J would know which vat of gummy bears to use.

 

[aveline]

Morning, lovelies.

 

[aveline]

Title: Rate quality of potential new curse words (WARNING: This HIT may contain adult content. Worker discretion is advised.) | Accept Requester: ReillyLabTemple [A3ESN2S1WXUZUD] Contact TV: Hrly=$21.40 | Pay=Generous | Approval=~24 hrs | Comm=Unrated | Rej=0 | Blk=0 TO: Pay=2.71 | Fast=5.00 | Comm=0.00 | Fair=5.00 | Reviews=7 | ToS=0 TO2: No Reviews Reward: 5.00 Duration: 45:00 Available: 1 Description: You will rate how well a list of words would combine with curse words to create new expressions as part of a study conducted by a research laboratory at Temple University ***Note that you may encounter offensive language.*** Qualifications: Total approved HITs GreaterThan 1000; Masters Exists ; Age - 35 - 45 EqualTo 1; Gender - Female EqualTo 1; HIT approval rate (%) GreaterThan 95; Location EqualTo US; Adult Content Qualification EqualTo 1

 

[aveline]

Title: Please help us find buildings in satellite imagery. | Accept Requester: GeoHIVE Administrator [A2RAGWQ0G2TWAT] Contact TV: Hrly=$15.39 | Pay=Good | Approval=~24 hrs | Comm=Excellent | Rej=1 | Blk=0 TO: Pay=2.45 | Fast=3.80 | Comm=2.00 | Fair=3.00 | Reviews=12 | ToS=0 TO2: No Reviews Reward: 0.30 Duration: 20:00 Available: 307 Description: Please place a tag in the middle of every building you see. Some images may have a lot of buildings (50 or more), but most images contain no buildings, only trees and open grassland. We will give bonuses to those who provide valid building tags. Qualifications: GeoHIVE Standard Qual In 0, 1; Location EqualTo US

 

[rsmath]

Me unsuccessfully trying to catch high paying surveys

Me unsuccessfully trying to catch any surveys - not even the 25 cent'ers are hitting for me let alone anything a buck or above.

 

[TSolo315]

These "you will be entered into a lottery with a 1/10 chance of having one of your 1/20 choices count towards a bonus, with 12/20 of those choices offering very little to no bonus potential" surveys need to die.

 

[Starslip]

Belated, but I just saw the arcade is gone with the new forum update...we just got it back

 

[KittyTacos]

So my daughter intentionally 'forgot' her Chromebook at home today despite her having to do a powerpoint presentation on the Revolutionary war for her Social Studies class. She has done this before and says that she just logs in on one of the spare Chromebooks in class and uses it. I guess the extra 2 pounds in her bag is too much for her to carry the block and a half to school.

Anyway, asshole dad here logged into her school app on the Chromebook and updated her powerpoint presentation with a few random slides of my daughter when she was 4 pretending to be Hannah Montana, a Backyardigan, and Dora sprinkled between her other slides.

Enjoy your presentation dipshit. Next time remember to actually take the $300 Chromebook that I bought just for your school.

lol... That should learn her ?

Hopefully, she'll be totally embarrassed.

 

[aveline]

Title: Evaluate the plotline of movies | Accept Requester: edirewrite [AP3RB93L4B1OD] Contact TV: Hrly=$13.80 | Pay=Good | Approval=~24 hrs | Comm=Unrated | Rej=1 | Blk=0 TO: Pay=2.00 | Fast=3.00 | Comm=2.00 | Fair=2.55 | Reviews=15 | ToS=0 TO2: No Reviews Reward: 0.60 Duration: 50:00 Available: 15 Description: Given a movie plot description and three different sets of highlights, you will evaluate and rank these highlights Qualifications: Masters Exists ; HIT approval rate (%) GreaterThan 95

 

[rsmath]

Anyway, asshole dad here logged into her school app on the Chromebook and updated her powerpoint presentation with a few random slides of my daughter when she was 4 pretending to be Hannah Montana, a Backyardigan, and Dora sprinkled between her other slides.

ahhh, you love her!

Cut to college. She hasn't learned her lesson. College ex-boyfriend hacks into her computer, inserts some nude pictures of her into a presentation she's about to give in one of her college courses. Much more embarrassment than what dad did in high school.

 

[aveline]

Belated, but I just saw the arcade is gone with the new forum update...we just got it back

I know, I was not happy about it either.

If there was some way that I could have kept it, I would have. Nobody is making stuff like that anymore, though. Nobody really wants to deal with Flash anymore, and I guess HTML5 games don't really have any sort of standards that would make an arcade like that possible.

 

[TheDuck]

Title: This is a 5-10 minute survey about your attitude towards the hedge fund industry in the US. | PANDA Requester: Frederick searby Average Hourly Rate: NA Time: 60 minutes HITs Available: 1 Reward: $2.00

4 minutes, no code

 

[Minx2121]

Title: Consumer Finance Study | PANDA Requester: Remi Trudel [A1ASHH25OV40GI] (Req TV): $14.34/hr/hr (TO): [Pay: N/A] [Fair: N/A] [Comm: N/A] [Fast: N/A] Description: This study investigates people's financial decisions. This study less than 3 minutes to complete and pays $ 0.40 Time: 20 minutes(s) HITs Available: 43 Reward: $0.40 Qualifications: HIT approval rate (%) GreaterThanOrEqualTo 95; Location EqualTo US;

 

[Starslip]

I know, I was not happy about it either.

If there was some way that I could have kept it, I would have. Nobody is making stuff like that anymore, though. Nobody really wants to deal with Flash anymore, and I guess HTML5 games don't really have any sort of standards that would make an arcade like that possible.

I know, it's not your fault. Kind of sucks you made all that effort to get it working again just to have to remove it with the next update.

 

[HelloHello]

If you do Intellizoom and haven't taken the practice test for read out loud you might want to do so. I just got around to doing it and right away I started getting invites for $10 studies.