03/19 - Majestic Monday!

[basketcasey]

My herpes has a 12-14 dollar hourly, baby

wut

 

[Starslip]

Ok, gonna sack up and muddle through this. See you all on the other side

 

[Pleco]

Oh good I really wanted to give people ungodly amounts of cash that wasn’t mine

If you don't get a huge amount of satisfaction from pretend-punishing shitty corporations with incredibly large fines, then I don't know what's wrong with you.

 

[Achilles2357]

Title: Learning from animals 1 | Accept Requester: Stanford Language and Cognition Lab [A1XUBU5CS5SFRV] Contact TV: [Hrly: $15.06] [Pay: 4.22] [Fast: 5.00] [Comm: null] [Rej: 0] [ToS: 0] [Blk: 0] TO: [Pay: 3.58] [Fast: 4.49] [Comm: 3.74] [Fair: 4.52] [Reviews: 120] [ToS: 0] TO2: [Hrly: $7.07] [Pen: 0.02 days] [Res: ---] [Rec: 100% of 1] [Rej: 0] [ToS: 0] [Brk: 0] Reward: $0.80 Duration: 1 hour Available: 1 Description: Help us find out how we learn from others. Short study with nice animal drawings. Takes about 4-6 minutes. Requirements: HIT approval rate (%) GreaterThanOrEqualTo 85; Location EqualTo US [tr][td] HIT exported from Mturk Suite v2.1.17​

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"Short study with nice animal drawings"
Selling it!

 

[MarkC]

Title: Decide How a Real Case Should Turn Out - Be a Mock Juror(~ 55 minutes) | Accept Requester: Empirical Jury [A2QGI2L47S8HB0] Contact TV: [Hrly: $14.18] [Pay: 4.33] [Fast: 3.33] [Comm: 2.00] [Rej: 0] [ToS: 0] [Blk: 0] TO: [Pay: 3.73] [Fast: 3.00] [Comm: 2.43] [Fair: 3.24] [Reviews: 46] [ToS: 0] TO2: [Hrly: $9.76] [Pen: 8.00 days] [Res: ---] [Rec: 50% of 2] [Rej: 0] [ToS: 0] [Brk: 0] Reward: $8.00 Duration: 2 hours 30 minutes Available: 22 Description: This is a study of a real case. To participate you MUST agree to keep it confidential. You will answer some questions about yourself, read about a real case, and render a verdict . This contains a large amount of reading. Requirements: Total approved HITs GreaterThanOrEqualTo 100; Exc: [2560347-79479] DoesNotExist; HIT approval rate (%) GreaterThanOrEqualTo 60; Location In US [tr][td] HIT exported from Mturk Suite v2.1.17​

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ummhmm caught it nasty

 

[Starslip]

wut

 

[Daniel]

3:30

Title: Answer a survey about your opinions and daily usage of social media | Accept Requester: Steven Penrod [A3PPGZV6NP1EKE] Contact TV: [Hrly: $4.73] [Pay: 2.00] [Fast: null] [Comm: null] [Rej: 0] [ToS: 0] [Blk: 0] TO: [Pay: 3.40] [Fast: 4.75] [Comm: 0.00] [Fair: 5.00] [Reviews: 11] [ToS: 0] TO2: [Hrly: ---] [Pen: ---] [Res: ---] [Rec: ---] [Rej: 0] [ToS: 0] [Brk: 0] Reward: $1.50 Duration: 1 hour Available: 1 Description: A quick survey that asks about your daily usage of social media and your opinions of similar platforms. Requirements: Masters Exists; Location EqualTo US [tr][td] HIT exported from Mturk Suite v2.1.17​

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[<Gucci>]

My herpes has a 12-14 dollar hourly, baby

Dance for me?
That’s actually very affordable

 

[<Gucci>]

What’s the JOhn doe cap?

 

[rsclone]

triple digits....good enough.....crashing out...

 

[basketcasey]

Are 5s broken or are they loading up another massive batch?

Either way, I'm annoyed.

 

[<Gucci>]

Are 5s broken or are they loading up another massive batch?

Either way, I'm annoyed.

Looks like the number is going up

 

[Roscoe E Goldchain]

Title: Edit and add more content to a biography written by a non-native speaker. | Accept Requester: elixir [A1YWRO59IEXVDB] Contact TV: [Hrly: $11.84] [Pay: 4.00] [Fast: null] [Comm: null] [Rej: 0] [ToS: 0] [Blk: 0] TO: [Pay: 2.60] [Fast: 3.67] [Comm: 2.33] [Fair: 4.00] [Reviews: 6] [ToS: 0] TO2: No Reviews Reward: $9.00 Duration: 6 hours Available: 1 Description: [native English writers only] Edit a biography of ~500 words. You also need to add more details to bring the total word count to about 1000 words.The biography is often written by a non-native English speaker and therefore, contains many errors. Requirements: Location NotIn BD, IN, PK [tr][td] HIT exported from Mturk Suite v2.1.17​

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[Roscoe E Goldchain]

now to add to the bullshit I just caught an elixir bio hit
srs, I need to get to bed

 

[Roscoe E Goldchain]

Title: Answer a survey about your opinions on retail and service experiences | Accept Requester: Tracey Dagger [A1RW6XYX3MUIXC] Contact TV: [Hrly: $15.24] [Pay: 5.00] [Fast: null] [Comm: null] [Rej: 0] [ToS: 0] [Blk: 0] TO: [Pay: 4.20] [Fast: 4.91] [Comm: 1.00] [Fair: 4.67] [Reviews: 28] [ToS: 0] TO2: No Reviews Reward: $1.00 Duration: 1 hour Available: 1 Description: This study is about retail experiences and takes approximately 10 minutes to complete. The survey looks at your experiences in retail fitting rooms and how these might make you feel and act. If you have done a similar survey recently it is OK to do this o Requirements: Total approved HITs GreaterThan 1000; HIT approval rate (%) GreaterThan 95; Location EqualTo US [tr][td] HIT exported from Mturk Suite v2.1.17​

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[Jharkan]

 

[Peachy]

So you gave it to the rest of us like herpes. Good paying herpes

life is short

 

[It's Gamera!]

life is short

Not if your junk is crunk

 

[Peachy]

now to add to the bullshit I just caught an elixir bio hit
srs, I need to get to bed

just think about your car fund. every penny counts

 

[Roscoe E Goldchain]

Greetings from Amazon Mechanical Turk,

You've received a bonus from elixir for work related to 3CO05SML7V6KUNJMGNAHH1Z3EKPR06.
The value of your bonus is: $10.00 USD

The Requester included this note:
Thank you for the hard work

Thanks for being a Worker on Mechanical Turk!