01/01 - SO THIS IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE NEW YEAR SUNDAY!

[Vanyanka]

I'd drink that like crazy.

 

[TQueen]

I'd drink that like crazy.

 

[Jharkan]

I made a bacon milkshake once
years ago, I managed a friendly's restaurant, and I'd experiment with fribble-base sometimes.
I'd throw random stuff in and make different flavor milkshakes,
coffee marshmallow, peanutbutter-blackraspberry, etc..
one day I spent like half an hour chopping bacon into the tiniest slivers I could,
and I made a bacon flavored milkshake.
I poured it into many souffle cups and passed samples around
everyone agreed that it tasted different, but good
one guy, Stuttering Eugene, asked for seconds and then thirds
when he asked what it was, and I told him bacon, he started to cry

turns out he's orthodox jewish and was convinced he just bought a ticket to hell
so I said, "wow, this is awkward. what do you use to reverse it, holy water or something?"
he called his mom and left early that night. he called out the next night.

the next monday when he worked again, it wasn't mentioned at all.

The End

 

[Vanyanka]

Whoa! Thanks for the new trophy guys! I'd screenshot it but I don't know how on this computer.

 

[aveline]

Whoa! Thanks for the new trophy guys! I'd screenshot it but I don't know how on this computer.

 

[sryan66611]

Projected 2016 Earnings = $13,829.05

This is a personal best (and an estimate based on the data I have). I wonder what I will be able to do now that I'm planning to Turk full time for 2017? Setting goals tonight... any suggestions?

25k

 

[Kerek]

I just threw up in my mouth a little.

 

[Kerek]

I'm eating cracklin oat bran in ice cream.

I might need to go back to the store...

 

[catnapped]

25k

She'll be needing more deductions then

 

[Kerek]

She'll be needing more deductions then

"hehe", @YAHU, , etc.

 

[Vanyanka]

Title: Research Study on Demographics and Experiences(~ 10 minutes) | PANDA Requester: Charles Liu [A250D5XVOL6P6R] (Contact) (TO): [Pay: 4.50] [Fair: 5.00] [Comm: 5.00] [Fast: 5.00] Description: This is a research survey on demographics and experiences. You may be invited to participate in a longer survey. Time: 1 hour 29 minutes HITs Available: 1 Reward: $0.50 Qualifications: Total approved HITs is not less than 100; Exc: [927145620-29581] has not been granted; HIT approval rate (%) is not less than 90; Location is one of: US;

 

[charlie]

sloooooooowwwwwww

 

[Vanyanka]

sloooooooowwwwwww

 

[charlie]

LOL this might be the most sober New Year's Weekend I've had in YEARS! Fighting sinus crap sucks.

 

[Deleted member 526]

Title: Find the logo image for a company and write down the URL where you find it. | PANDA Requester: vasile nedelea [A1LONX4IAYZD0H] (TO) TO Ratings: No TO (Submit a new TO rating for this requester) Description: Given the company information,use Google image search to find the URL for their logo. Have to be stand alone image,minimum of 400 pixels =5.33 inches for the predominant dimension). Use the website provided to check if you got the right logo. Time: 10 minutes Hits Available: 2595 Reward: $0.03 Qualifications: Masters has been granted

 

[TQueen]

Are you?

 

[Kerek]

 

[Vanyanka]

Are you?

I wish.

 

[Kerek]

Are you?

I wish.

I wouldn't recommend Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, no.

 

[TQueen]

I wouldn't recommend Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, no.

Nerd.