Turker Story Time

[MerryLou]

E @Pablo Escobar was scared of the rat and beat him with his shoe once his hands were freed.

@Pleco 's squeals of pain were drowned out by @bruins ' children screaming for cheese pizza.

 

[TQueen]

@Pleco wheezed and tried to escape E @Pablo Escobar.

 

[Roscoe E Goldchain]

What in the..

 

[Jaded]

Bruins pushes Roscoe in the basement with an abused Pleco and Pablo and locks the door.

 

[TQueen]

Everyone sits down and looks at each other quietly, all awaiting a text message from TQueen.

 

[Jaded]

Tqueen decides to get into pokemon go, and forgets to pay attention to her text messages.

 

[TQueen]

TQueen is out doing Pokemon things and stumbles upon @Kerek.

 

[waffles]

TQueen is out doing Pokemon things and stumbles upon @Kerek.

@Kerek gives @TQueen the cold shoulder and flirts shamelessly with @Jaded .

 

[Jaded]

Jaded of course flirts back, because @Kerek might have rice krispie treats.

 

[Vanyanka]

Vanyanka saves E @Pablo Escobar and then throws a match in the basement and burns the whole place down.

 

[MerryLou]

@TotalBabe, not realizing @Vanyanka had saved E @Pablo Escobar, weeps for him as she stand a safe distance away from the fire.

 

[Jaded]

Jaded laughs with @Kerek and roasts marshmallows over the burning basement.

 

[TQueen]

TQueen suddenly break the window of the basement.

 

[Tigerpants]

Frantically running into the flames, she realized that she forgot @Tismo was there

 

[waffles]

You know I live in California right? What's a basement?

 

[Jaded]

You know I live in California right? What's a basement?

As bruins said this the fire disappeared, as did the basement.

 

[TQueen]

As bruins said this the fire disappeared, as did the basement.

Suddenly, a wild E @Pablo Escobar runs from the ashes without his pants.

 

[Vanyanka]

Suddenly, a wild E @Pablo Escobar runs from the ashes without his pants.

@Vanyanka tells E @Pablo Escobar to cover the fuck up because no one wants to see that.

@Kerek appears with a pack of red pandas surrounding him.

 

[Jaded]

"Attack him, my minions," and the pandas swarm all over Pablo.


edit: that was a terrible sentence.

 

[Tigerpants]

@aveline briefly makes a cameo appearance, before slinking back into the shadows.