I can barely draw a stick figureWho here can draw realistic-ish eyes? My mom wants us to get matching tattos of this but I can't draw it well enough to commit to tattoo'ing it on my body. It's probably silly to everyone else but it's all personal meaning and whatnot.
Fiance: What the flip are you doing?If you lick someone's elbow while they're not paying attention, they won't feel it.
LOL, let me know how it works out.