Peachy’s Corner

[Peachy]

the main event has finally come

kofi kingston vs randy orton

my excitement level is low
experiencing wwe wrestle fatigue at the 4 hr mark

 

[Peachy]

some of the crowd is leaving before the match is even starting

i’ll return to the corner after i get home

 

[turkleton]

the main event has finally come

kofi kingston vs randy orton

my excitement level is low
experiencing wwe wrestle fatigue at the 4 hr mark

Yeah, idk, I've seen that match, 9 years ago when Randy Orton still gave a shit.

 

[Peachy]

Alright... thoughts time

in the car back home (not driving)

I had a decent time

Pros:

- A lot of the roster was there
- The Iconics are damn beauiful mm
- A few of the matches were good

Cons:

- House shows have one big flaw: predictable. You know the Champion is going to retain 99.999999% of the time. There’s been the ultra rare occasion where a title has changed hands at a non televised event, but very rarely.

- The WWE formula of matches. By the 3rd hour tonight I was running on WWE fatigue. Every match has the same storytelling. The rare time I’ve watched on TV the last few yrs - it’s the same. Holy fuck is it stale. Good guy starts hot, struggles in the middle, gets a spurt of momentum before getting it crushed only to eventually come back at the end.

- The match order. I know Kofi is over, but personally I would’ve put Roman/McIntrye on last. Randy Orton should not still be a headliner imo. Maybe upper tier mid card (maybe). His style is as boring as stale bread.

Cons aside - I had a decent time. Royal Rumble is coming here in Jan and I’ll probably go to that. After that - I don’t know. The WWE in ring product is so basic. I know they never go all out at house shows, but it’s the same match style I see on Raw and SDs.

People were literally jogging and walking quickly towards the exits after the main event ended to beat traffic or to escape a 4 hour plus+ house show.

Kofi got on the mic at the end and literally said “I know it’s been a long night and I don’t want to keep you waiting, but I haven’t been to Houston since the Elimination Chamber. This is where Kofi mania started. And I want to thank you”. I actually felt a little bad that he was talking to only 45%ish of the audience left at this point.

This has been Peachy reviews a WWE live event

 

[Peachy]

Roman gets a lot of hate, but I actually like the guy. He was still super over with the crowd tonight. He has the look. Is his move set super basic? Yes. Very much so, but give me a Roman match over a Randy Orton match every damn day.

Vince McMahon has not hacked my account. This is not Vince.

 

[Peachy]

I was born at 10:32pm on August 17, 1989

At 10:32pm on August 17, 2019 I was watching a Randy Orton match live

Nothing has made me want to cry more than what I just wrote

 

[turkleton]

I was born at 10:32pm on August 17, 1989

At 10:32pm on August 17, 2019 I was watching a Randy Orton match live

Nothing has made me want to cry more than what I just wrote

I can make you cry more.

Your best years are behind.

jk They aren't. Probably.

 

[Peachy]

I can make you cry more.

Your best years are behind.

jk They aren't. Probably.

nah i think they are

 

[turkleton]

nah i think they are

nah

 

[Peachy]

there were some super excited kids tonight at the show. Bayley hugged a girl and gave her a shirt and the girl was in tears of happiness.

i miss being that happy as a kid.

i miss that feeling.

 

[Peachy]

this kid in the row in front of me was into all 4 hrs of the show. yelling “TWO!” at every single two count during the whole entire m’fcking show.

i miss being that excited about something

 

[Peachy]

you get older and you realize life ain’t shit but hoes n tricks

 

[Peachy]

humans get more jaded as life goes on. by the time you’re in your 30s, 40s, 50s, 60s you should be woke af to what is really happening out there.

except some people aren’t. they’re still in their 20s, 30s, 40s, etc dumb as eff

oops i used the word woke

 

[Peachy]

peyton royce of the iconics may be the most attractive woman i’ve ever seen physically

 

[Peachy]

purely physically
i don’t know her personality

 

[Peachy]

personality is important

 

[Peachy]

on a good day im maybe a 6.5 on the physical attractiveness scale i think

 

[Peachy]

like a #5 seed in the nba playoffs
enough to upset some teams
if the gameplan goes super well

 

[Peachy]

and i catch a top seed at a lucky time

 

[Peachy]

the life of a mid-range wwe superstar can’t be that glam tbh

traveling as much as they do... doing all the house shows and live tv every week...

that would get depressing sometimes.

wrestlers like Roman, Rollins, Becky... you’d think it’d be a bit better since they’re paid a lot more than the mid tier dwellers but eh