11/19 - Shorts Saturday!

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the kid I"m babysitting just told me he's going to kill the alien's buttholes if they try and abduct me.

I'm feeling pretty safe right now.
 

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the kid I"m babysitting just told me he's going to kill the alien's buttholes if they try and abduct me.

I'm feeling pretty safe right now.
I'd worry about who told him that aliens have buttholes

it is not a conversation I would have with a child.
 

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I'd worry about who told him that aliens have buttholes

it is not a conversation I would have with a child.

I don't think he actually knows what 'buttholes' means, he keeps using it randomly in sentences.
 

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"This cereal tastes like buttholes." "The sky is full of fluffy white buttholes." "Buttholes don't need no context." It's a gold mine... of buttholes.
 
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please, tell us the randomnest sentence butthole was used in.
"If an alien bites me do I get a butthole?"


I don't know, now he's running around screaming "oh gosh, where's the brownies." He's also naked. I don't know where his clothes went.
 
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"If an alien bites me do I get a butthole?"


I don't know, now he's running around screaming "oh gosh, where's the brownies." He's also naked. I don't know where his clothes went.
That kid sounds way too close to me as an adult.
 
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I hate captchas. I swear I might have a disability. Either that or I am in-fact a robot.
 
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