11/14 - Million Dollars Monday!

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Title: Which Person seems more engaged in conversation with Person A? | PANDA
Requester: Noah Robbins [A1GZULXPTPEB8R] (Contact)
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We will show you two short videos. One shows Person B interacting with Person A. And the other shows Person C interacting with Person A. Which one of the two people -- B or C -- seems more engaged with Person A?
Time: 24 hours
Hits Available: 100
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Title: Which Person seems more engaged in conversation with Person A? | PANDA
Requester: Noah Robbins [A1GZULXPTPEB8R] (Contact)
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We will show you two short videos. One shows Person B interacting with Person A. And the other shows Person C interacting with Person A. Which one of the two people -- B or C -- seems more engaged with Person A?
Time: 24 hours
Hits Available: 100
Reward: $0.05
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These are better.
 

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Very specific demographic here.

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I'm trying so hard to make sense of this. Why would I do this?
well
you see
it's peachyrider
he's on a date with some chick that kept flaking on him.
this girl saves her good friday and saturday nights, her prime real estate, for other dudes
peachy got the monday - she was hoping for a free dinner
instead, they went to the bar
while there, peachy got out his cell and bragged to his mturkcrowd buddies about it

If Peachy @PeachyRider was playing baseball right now, what base would he be at? Asking for a friend.
this is because people liken the act of courtship to baseball.
getting to first base, second, etc..

so I threw in a homosexual joke.
I said that if he got hit by a ball, does he get to go to first base automatically?
This is because in baseball, if you are beaned, you can walk - provided you did make an effort to avoid the pitch

several people chuckled, including me
true story
 
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The Noah Robbins HIT starts to feel like staring at a spinning wheel. I think that second A head isn't really necessary, given the layout.
 
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well
you see
it's peachyrider
he's on a date with some chick that kept flaking on him.
this girl saves her good friday and saturday nights, her prime real estate, for other dudes
peachy got the monday - she was hoping for a free dinner
instead, they went to the bar
while there, peachy got out his cell and bragged to his mturkcrowd buddies about it



this is because people liken the act of courtship to baseball.
getting to first base, second, etc..

so I threw in a homosexual joke.
I said that if he got hit by a ball, does he get to go to first base automatically?
This is because in baseball, if you are beaned, you can walk - provided you did make an effort to avoid the pitch

several people chuckled, including me
true story
ok, well pretty much what i thought except he is on a date with a girl so that just threw me off. The problem was I tried to think, apparently.
 
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well
you see
it's peachyrider
he's on a date with some chick that kept flaking on him.
this girl saves her good friday and saturday nights, her prime real estate, for other dudes
peachy got the monday - she was hoping for a free dinner
instead, they went to the bar
while there, peachy got out his cell and bragged to his mturkcrowd buddies about it



this is because people liken the act of courtship to baseball.
getting to first base, second, etc..

so I threw in a homosexual joke.
I said that if he got hit by a ball, does he get to go to first base automatically?
This is because in baseball, if you are beaned, you can walk - provided you did make an effort to avoid the pitch

several people chuckled, including me
true story
 

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Bless dat Noah, he coming with da fire!
 

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well
you see
it's peachyrider
he's on a date with some chick that kept flaking on him.
this girl saves her good friday and saturday nights, her prime real estate, for other dudes
peachy got the monday - she was hoping for a free dinner
instead, they went to the bar
while there, peachy got out his cell and bragged to his mturkcrowd buddies about it



this is because people liken the act of courtship to baseball.
getting to first base, second, etc..

so I threw in a homosexual joke.
I said that if he got hit by a ball, does he get to go to first base automatically?
This is because in baseball, if you are beaned, you can walk - provided you did make an effort to avoid the pitch

several people chuckled, including me
true story
I didn't quite follow this, but in general, avoiding "homosexual jokes" here would be appreciated.
 

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I didn't quite follow this, but in general, avoiding "homosexual jokes" here would be appreciated.
electrolyte @electrolyte your statement implies that there is something wrong with being homosexual.
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as someone who is comfortable with my own sexuality, and the sexuality of others, I see no need to hide it when the humor is applicable.
in this case, the humor WAS applicable, because peachy mentioned that his date was with a girl.
 
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