06/16 - Secluded Saturday!

Status
Not open for further replies.

BotBleepityBoopBot

Saddest Snail
Joined
May 31, 2018
Messages
269
Reaction score
560
Points
93
Location
Texas
so here was the call I got at 7am i transcribe this while i was talking so i would not forget this piece of work lol, the spellings are correct as to how this lil fucker spoke them :)
I'm in yellow speech of course :rolleyes::p


"Hello"
"Hello this is IRS investigations and we have a warrant for your arrest"
"OH NOES! what did I do?"
"You have been found the guiltiest of tax invasion and are under arrest"
"So what do I need to do?"
"you are on a fedreal record line and the goathouse is listening to each and everything you say"
"OK, so what do you need?"
"unless you pay the $7,157.39 you will be put in the bars, so if you do not want to be arrested in one hour and taken to the goathouse you need to pay this amount"
"well, I don't have that amount"
"what do you have in your bank"
"I don't have a bank, but i have $29.99 in my thong"
"you have no bank? how much can you have?"
"I can have $29.99"
"hold one minute I see what my head investigation says"
"ok"
"OK, sir my head investagtion says if you pay the $29.99 today that you will not have the police coming at your door and you can pay the rest next month"
"OH WOW, this is great, so where do I send the $29.99?"
"you need to go to wal-mart and get an iTunes gift card and then scratch off the numbers on the back and give me those so I stop the arrest from coming at your door"
"Itunes? do you scammers need music that bad? FUCK OFF!"
CLICK
Guess it's the goathouse for you then!
 
  • Like
Reactions: GTR

rsclone

This is my partner Fellatio Del Toro
Banned
Joined
Dec 17, 2016
Messages
6,128
Reaction score
12,435
Points
988
so here was the call I got at 7am i transcribe this while i was talking so i would not forget this piece of work lol, the spellings are correct as to how this lil fucker spoke them :)
I'm in yellow speech of course :rolleyes::p


"Hello"
"Hello this is IRS investigations and we have a warrant for your arrest"
"OH NOES! what did I do?"
"You have been found the guiltiest of tax invasion and are under arrest"
"So what do I need to do?"
"you are on a fedreal record line and the goathouse is listening to each and everything you say"
"OK, so what do you need?"
"unless you pay the $7,157.39 you will be put in the bars, so if you do not want to be arrested in one hour and taken to the goathouse you need to pay this amount"
"well, I don't have that amount"
"what do you have in your bank"
"I don't have a bank, but i have $29.99 in my thong"
"you have no bank? how much can you have?"
"I can have $29.99"
"hold one minute I see what my head investigation says"
"ok"
"OK, sir my head investagtion says if you pay the $29.99 today that you will not have the police coming at your door and you can pay the rest next month"
"OH WOW, this is great, so where do I send the $29.99?"
"you need to go to wal-mart and get an iTunes gift card and then scratch off the numbers on the back and give me those so I stop the arrest from coming at your door"
"Itunes? do you scammers need music that bad? FUCK OFF!"
CLICK
well Yeezy did just release some new tunes....so seems legit.....
 
  • Like
Reactions: GTR

rsclone

This is my partner Fellatio Del Toro
Banned
Joined
Dec 17, 2016
Messages
6,128
Reaction score
12,435
Points
988
Title: Consumption propensity and self-importance survey | Accept
Requester: Hanbi Shin [A1QWGSGV90ERB0] Contact
TO: No Reviews
TO2: No Reviews
Reward: 0.50
Duration: 3600
Available: 1
Description: check your propensity and self improtance
Qualifications: None
[tr][td]
HIT exported from Mturk Suite v2.3.6
[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]
i was kind of a big deal[/td][/tr]


and should this have an adult qual if they want to check my propensity???
 
Last edited:

rsclone

This is my partner Fellatio Del Toro
Banned
Joined
Dec 17, 2016
Messages
6,128
Reaction score
12,435
Points
988
  • Like
Reactions: SherryNotShirley

rsclone

This is my partner Fellatio Del Toro
Banned
Joined
Dec 17, 2016
Messages
6,128
Reaction score
12,435
Points
988
Title: Take two studies | Accept
Requester: nadelhofferta [A1YRLXWTEJ6ZKE] Contact
TO: [Pay=3.82] [Fast=5.00] [Comm=1.67] [Fair=5.00] [Reviews=40] [ToS=0]
TO2: [Hrly=4.48] [Pen=2.00 days] [Res=null] [Rec=0%] [Rej=0] [ToS=0] [Brk=0]
Reward: 3.00
Duration: 3600
Available: 1
Description: We are exploring your attitudes, aptitudes, and behavior
Qualifications: HIT approval rate (%) GreaterThanOrEqualTo 99; Location EqualTo US
[tr][td]
HIT exported from Mturk Suite v2.3.6
[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]
hm[/td][/tr]
 
  • Like
Reactions: KillMoles

Butter

in the ref
Contributor
Joined
Apr 28, 2018
Messages
850
Reaction score
1,160
Points
418
Age
34
Title: 15 Min Task on Mental Visualisation(~ 15 minutes) | Accept
Requester: V Job [ATXPEQDB1CZJT] Contact
TV: [Hrly=$11.55] [Pay=4.00] [Fast=null] [Comm=null] [Rej=0] [ToS=0] [Blk=0]
TO: [Pay=3.53] [Fast=4.89] [Comm=5.00] [Fair=5.00] [Reviews=39] [ToS=0]
Reward: 2.00
Duration: 1800
Available: 1
Description: In this study you will play a virtual ball tossing game and answer some questions.
Qualifications: Total approved HITs GreaterThanOrEqualTo 100; Exc: [369857737-92824] DoesNotExist ; TP Panel: -1701075801 N GreaterThanOrEqualTo 100; Total approved HITs LessThanOrEqualTo 5000; HIT approval rate (%) GreaterThanOrEqualTo 96; Location In US
[tr][td]
HIT exported from Mturk Suite v2.3.6
[/td][/tr]
[tr][td][/td][/tr]
 
  • Like
Reactions: <Gucci>

Butter

in the ref
Contributor
Joined
Apr 28, 2018
Messages
850
Reaction score
1,160
Points
418
Age
34
Title: Short quick survey about your perceptions and social attitudes. About 7 minutes and $1.05. (~ 7 minutes) | Accept
Requester: Survey Studies for Pay [A3LCIQF1AIQ7J1] Contact
TV: [Hrly=$13.23] [Pay=4.15] [Fast=5.00] [Comm=null] [Rej=0] [ToS=0] [Blk=0]
TO: [Pay=4.24] [Fast=4.83] [Comm=3.42] [Fair=4.85] [Reviews=140] [ToS=4]
Reward: 1.05
Duration: 1800
Available: 1
Description: In this survey, you will answer questions about your perceptions and your social attitudes.
Qualifications: Exc: [1455963197-92294] DoesNotExist ; Total approved HITs GreaterThanOrEqualTo 1000; HIT approval rate (%) GreaterThanOrEqualTo 95; Location In US
[tr][td]
HIT exported from Mturk Suite v2.3.6
[/td][/tr]
[tr][td][/td][/tr]
 

AngelFace

Don't Mistake My Kindness For Weakness
Contributor
Joined
Jun 1, 2018
Messages
963
Reaction score
946
Points
218
Gender
Female
Title: Play a card game and do a psychology survey (~1 hour) -- Test #1.2 | PANDA
Requester: BLAM Lab @ Yale [A1HOK7EY8010WS] (Req TV): $10.97/hr
(TO): [Pay: 5.00] [Fair: 0.00] [Comm: 0.00] [Fast: 0.00]
Description:
This is a 2-part study where you will play a kind of card game and then answer questions about your beliefs and emotions. Mobile devices not allowed. Test #1.1
Time: 6 hour(s)
HITs Available: 1
Reward: $6.00
Qualifications: HIT approval rate (%) GreaterThanOrEqualTo 90; Location EqualTo US;
 
  • Like
Reactions: <Gucci>

Peachy

777
Banned
Pollster
Crowd Pleaser
Champion
Joined
Jan 25, 2016
Messages
36,663
Reaction score
88,761
Points
2,089
Age
34
So they have all these Pins up, but they are broken?
or am I missing something? lol
they’ve been broken for a few days now
 
  • Like
Reactions: SCOTTM
Status
Not open for further replies.