05/23 - Mr. Owl Monday!

[Vanyanka]

So I can't sit in your lap with this bottle of wine? Kinda broken up now, not gonna lie.

I did not that. You and your GF are welcome in my lap anytime.

 

[RaffRiffofTurk]

I swear to god...if I see my water-marked ass.... o.0

I met someone that says sweater god instead of swear to god and I can't ever go back.

 

[RaffRiffofTurk]

I did not that. You and your GF are welcome in my lap anytime.

:sunglasses:

 

[Vanyanka]

Go kiss a bottle of wine ya drunk.

Remember how I have my own emoji and you don't?

 

[Jerami]

You guys are gross. I'm a married woman!

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[JenniLeigh]

I met someone that says sweater god instead of swear to god and I can't ever go back.

I've been called a goddess in a sweater...

 

[Vanyanka]

I met someone that says sweater god instead of swear to god and I can't ever go back.

I love it. I'm going to start saying that and see if people correct me.

 

[TotalBabe]

I need the money to buy a new pair of glasses, as sexy and smart as these make me look, they're too heavy and it's a real pain wearing them for hours.

This is Pleco when he's turking:

 

[Vanyanka]

This is Pleco when he's turking:

Oh, don't pull at my heartstrings. I was gonna file on him next week.

 

[JenniLeigh]

This is Pleco when he's turking:

TB can shitpost!? :o

 

[Pleco]

This is Pleco when he's turking:

I wish it was this while I was turking

 

[RaffRiffofTurk]

I wish it was this while I was turking

Now now, there's a fine line between pleasure and profit.

 

[TotalBabe]

TB can shitpost!?

Sometimes, I surprise people.

 

[Jerami]

Mmmkay. That's breaktime. See y'all in the next thread!
PE $48.52 + bonuses.

 

[Pleco]

Now now, there's a fine line between pleasure and profit.

Oh believe me, I know. I turn tricks on Craigslist.

 

[RaffRiffofTurk]

Oh believe me, I know. I turn tricks on Craigslist.

Yes I know. "DrunkAssMouseFromMTC@gmail.com" is not a very stealthy user name to post your ads with.

 

[Pleco]

Yes I know. "DrunkAssMouseFromMTC@gmail.com" is not a very stealthy user name to post your ads with.

I was hoping by being a Crowd Pleaser I could increase my rates. It has not turned out that way.

 

[Loxxed]

To say thanks for using YouTube Music, we’ve included a YouTube Red membership for 14 days! It's free, and you won't be charged automatically.

Good guy google giving a free trial I don't have to remember to cancel.

 

[Vanyanka]

I was hoping by being a Crowd Pleaser I could increase my rates. It has not turned out that way.

Who do you please exactly?

 

[SpookyMyers]

is a bra a top? or nah?

I've been marking no for bras, yes for bustiers/corsets