02/22 - Thursday, I guess

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Matt's mom actively hates me and tried to run me off for awhile. He and I went to the same damn college, but she still acts likes I'm a total idiot who isn't good enough for her precious spawn. At least we don't live 30 minutes from her house anymore :celebrate2:

Matt has this southern way of seeming as if he has way better manners than me, while simultaneously being the most withering person on the planet. It's honestly impressive.

I wouldn't stress too much about meeting his family! It probably seems more intimidating than it actually will be! I'm sure your fella adores you and doesn't care if you're from a different upbringing. He's with you cause he knows you're fab!
For fuck’s sake!

I mean, my name is Matt.
 
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My name is Matt. I know that no one asked. But before my dad died, he traced our family back 1000 years to Southern England. And we were more than likely a part of the Norman invasion of England.

And here is an Iron Maiden video.

 
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