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Kerek said:
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Don't get me wrong, all these pineapplers are degenerates and in this life or the next, they will pay for the way they've defiled pizzas with their toppings.

I really do enjoy this emoji though
 
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<Gucci> said:
the blair with project
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I have a cool story about that, actually.
well, it's not that cool, to be honest.
in fact, only me and the two friends I went with would probably enjoy it.
anyway

it's 1999
people are going crazy talking about how Y2K is just around the corner, and something about store's automatic doors opening because they think it's 1900 and not 2000. or something.

two weeks before blair witch came out in theatres, in July, it had a special showing in select locations, and there's a theatre in philly called the ritz that was playing it. so my friends greg and alyssa and I all went for the drive south into the city.

FLASH STORM - it was crazy! rain so hard that while we were on I-95, people pulled over instead of trying to drive - you'd have thought we were driving in florida, and it started to drizzle, so all the old folks had to stop!

rain only lasted a few minutes though. then when we were driving again, I was boxed in between four trailer/trucks. I could not see. It literally looked like we weren't moving, but I was doing 75. Alyssa was screaming. Greg was freaking out

FLASH STORM AGAIN!!! and my windshield wipers weren't working all of a sudden! but while I was moving from HIGH to OFF, as it hit LOW the wipers were working. and I almost hit the truck in front of me, but the truck to my right was somewhere behind us now, so I veered over and cut off a bmw, which is fine since it's called payback.

then when we got there, we thought it was -- you need to understand this, when the movie was coming out, it was hyped up as if it were a real documentary. nothing was giving hints that it was just a movie. looking back, I wonder how we were all so stupid. but then again, I used to wear mc hammer pants, so who am I to judge, really? maybe we were really stupid.

so then we got there and sat in this theatre. it's literally a fancy room, with wooden armchairs set up for people to sit in, and a movie reel thing aimed at the far wall. halfway through the movie I stood up and said, "we drove all the way down here for this?!"

Alyssa told me to shut up.

true story
 
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Pleco said:
Don't get me wrong, all these pineapplers are degenerates and in this life or the next, they will pay for the way they've defiled pizzas with their toppings.

I really do enjoy this emoji though
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awfully preachy for a rat

I'm beginning to think people aren't completely honest about themselves on the internet
 
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Jaded said:
. This is the most untrue thing so far. Why else would they be called buffalo wings?
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Did you know that Chicken of the Sea tuna isn't made of chicken?
 
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Jharkan said:
I have a cool story about that, actually.
well, it's not that cool, to be honest.
in fact, only me and the two friends I went with would probably enjoy it.
anyway

it's 1999
people are going crazy talking about how Y2K is just around the corner, and something about store's automatic doors opening because they think it's 1900 and not 2000. or something.

two weeks before blair witch came out in theatres, in July, it had a special showing in select locations, and there's a theatre in philly called the ritz that was playing it. so my friends greg and alyssa and I all went for the drive south into the city.

FLASH STORM - it was crazy! rain so hard that while we were on I-95, people pulled over instead of trying to drive - you'd have thought we were driving in florida, and it started to drizzle, so all the old folks had to stop!

rain only lasted a few minutes though. then when we were driving again, I was boxed in between four trailer/trucks. I could not see. It literally looked like we weren't moving, but I was doing 75. Alyssa was screaming. Greg was freaking out

FLASH STORM AGAIN!!! and my windshield wipers weren't working all of a sudden! but while I was moving from HIGH to OFF, as it hit LOW the wipers were working. and I almost hit the truck in front of me, but the truck to my right was somewhere behind us now, so I veered over and cut off a bmw, which is fine since it's called payback.

then when we got there, we thought it was -- you need to understand this, when the movie was coming out, it was hyped up as if it were a real documentary. nothing was giving hints that it was just a movie. looking back, I wonder how we were all so stupid. but then again, I used to wear mc hammer pants, so who am I to judge, really? maybe we were really stupid.

so then we got there and sat in this theatre. it's literally a fancy room, with wooden armchairs set up for people to sit in, and a movie reel thing aimed at the far wall. halfway through the movie I stood up and said, "we drove all the way down here for this?!"

Alyssa told me to shut up.

true story
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lol I was 15- 16 and camping in lake tahoe with 60 other teenagers. Our camp counselors thought it would be funny to take us to see it and then back to the woods camping.... No 1 slept not even the counselors. Thanks for the laugh
 
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