11/28 - Wild Wednesday!

[CrazyCatLady]

i dont like the way you voted today
and i am sad

I'm sorry. My husband was watching the movies yesterday and he was sad that I didn't like them.
You guys can be sad together. See ya!

 

[CrazyCatLady]

Technically I have experience from one of the places i lived as a kid, but it wasn't an official job, so I guess it didn't count. (She didn't seem to think so anyway! )

ugh, that should of so worked! I'm sorry. You for sure didn't get the job?

 

[Peachy]

in my mind alien life is more possible than someone disliking rocky

 

[turkleton]

i put that im friends with jeff bezos on my resume

Just say you call him daddy. Showing respect for those above you is something employers like to see.

 

[mboone73]

You should email the lady on @Jaded's behalf then.

Dear interview lady,

You don't know me, but I'm like @Jaded's best friend who pretends to be a pig on the internets. You should totally hire her, because she can do all the things.

XOXO,

@mboone73

P.S.

Why don't they wear those French maid's outfits anymore?

 

[Peachy]

Just say you call him daddy. Showing respect for those above you is something employers like to see.

good point.

 

[Jaded]

Dear interview lady,

You don't know me, but I'm like @Jaded's best friend who pretends to be a pig on the internets. You should totally hire her, because she can do all the things.

XOXO,

@mboone73

P.S.

Why don't they wear those French maid's outfits anymore?

This has to work.

ugh, that should of so worked! I'm sorry. You for sure didn't get the job?

Not yet,

However, I never give things time I just jump head first into the worst possible scenario. That seems to workout well.

 

[Peachy]

did you ever get the vicky situation situated? @turkleton

 

[turkleton]

Dear interview lady,

Yo bitch! Give mah girl @Jaded the job already.

XOXO,

@mboone73

 

[turkleton]

did you ever get the vicky situation situated? @turkleton

Nope. I'm gonna probably have to visit her in person to get it fixed. I think @YAHU has the same problem to, and it was never fixed for him either.

 

[Peachy]

dear interview lady,

jeff bezos is my Daddy and @Jaded is my friend. she cleans real nice.

thanks for the time,
Pastor Peachy

 

[turkleton]

dear interview lady,

jeff bezos is my Daddy and @Jaded is my friend. she cleans real nice.

thanks for the time,
Pastor Peachy

Have you seen this pizza box? Not a crumb left. @Jaded cleaned it real good.

 

[Peachy]

@turkleton i have a great idea

 

[turkleton]

@turkleton i have a great idea

Go on...

 

[Peachy]

Go on...

we should tour the world doing stand up

 

[Jerami]

@turkleton i have a great idea

 

[turkleton]

we should tour the world doing stand up

I'm down.

 

[CrazyCatLady]

Dear interview lady,

@Jaded is a very hardworking and dedicating individual. She takes every job she has seriously and fulfills it to the best of her ability. She is also a team player and is willing to help anyone who is in need. She would make an excellent addition to your work force. Please consider her resume and hire her for the job.

Thank you,

@CrazyCatLady


Who do I send this to?

 

[turkleton]

we should tour the world doing stand up

And @Jaded could be our tour manager since she doesn't have job.

 

[Peachy]

I'm down.

@Jeff Bezos can fund our travel costs