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Vanyanka said:
You write this awhile ago but you don't watch a movie with me tomorrow, I will slay you with my scythe.
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Um, you never watched the movie about a ninja nun who had to deliver a magic dlldo to a man who had his genitals replaced with a black hole. And it's my favorite.
 
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mboone73 said:
Um, you never watched the movie about a ninja nun who had to deliver a magic dlldo to a man who had his genitals replaced with a black hole. And it's my favorite.
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Yeah, ugh huh. This is what happens when I go off and read a book and make banana nut muffins. People start being weird. Now if I was here and things got strange, you could at least to point at me and say, ''It's her fault''. So y'all have no one to blame for this oddballness but yourselves.
 
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alk69 said:
Yeah, ugh huh. This is what happens when I go off and read a book and make banana nut muffins. People start being weird. Now if I was here and things got strange, you could at least to point at me and say, ''It's her fault''. So y'all have no one to blame for this oddballness but yourselves.
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You've known me for awhile now. Things getting weird with me should come as no surprise.
 
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I now have a banana nut muffin. It's still so hot, I have to eat it with a fork. nom nom nom. You heartless people kept talking about banana bread for days. I kept thinking about banana bread for days. Finally I thought I could smell banana bread. It must be all in my mind(such as it is), and can't be on the breeze, since I know none of my neighbors can cook anything more complex than take-aways and tv dinners. Bread of any kind is beyond them.
 
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<Gucci> said:
It’s okay we love you...
Let me touch up your make up tho.
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Actually I don't wear make-up. I gave up that pursuit in my 20s when I realized that I couldn't keep it on my face and was allergic to 99% of it. Having your face break out in hives kinda spoils the effect of a good foundation.
 
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