Two Truths and a Lie

essjay

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This seems fun!

Here's my celebrity encounters, probably.
  1. Steve Jobs fired me.
  2. I've given Dan Harmon drugs.
  3. I flirted with Heather Locklear and got her number.
Hold your horses, yo. I'm still waiting for someone to guess on my last entry. :p
 

lunarobverse

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  • My husband went to the same high school as Wilson Cruz (née Echevarria, perhaps best known as Ricky from My So Called Life), and he crashed our wedding. Embarrassed the shit out of everyone involved.
  • Up until I was ~25, I told people that I had met Clint Eastwood as a child. I stopped telling people this when I learned that the photo I had of 5y/o essjay was with a wax figure of Dirty Harry, and not the real deal.
  • I started fifth grade with a completely scabbed up face due to what I told everyone was a skateboarding accident, but was really me fainting in the middle of the sidewalk after attempting a 360°.
(My internet is wonky, so you'll have to wait until tomorrow to find out if you're correct.)
OKfine.

The first one is the lie.
 

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K.

I don't have a facebook.
I don't have a Ps3.
I don't drink soda.